Grab a Snowball
from The Beanie Beam Hosted by College Fund Productions
Snowball the Snowman with the permanently rumpled scarf and hat was born on my 12th birthday, December 22nd, 1996. He features a carrot nose, which is common in snowman lore. A lot of times that I remember building a snowman— I say a lot of times as though there were more than three—When we got around to making the buttons for the snowman outfit, we would use extra coal that we got from the grill in somebody's backyard. There was a snowman, I've been told, that plays with beanies out in the cold. What is better in a winter wonderland than a beanie snowman in your hand? That is kind of cute. I can't help but like my twin just a little bit. Snowball, the obviously C-string, rotund bench warmer of the Winter Sports Team is available for a $5 donation, or as part of the Winter Beanie Teamie Six Pack for a generous $1,000 donation. And always remember, individual gifts are tax free up to a million dollars. This is a public episode. If you'd like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit collegefundproductions.substack.com/subscribe
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