Grab Your Friends, Wear Your Florals, Lose Them Anyway

Sometimes Bryan and Candace feud, but this week the internet brings them closer together. The Beckham dynasty is showing cracks and it is not looking posh. Blake Lively may still be telling everyone to grab your friends and wear your florals, but the friends she once grabbed for It Ends With Us have officially let go, namely Taylor Swift. And after ten seasons, the cast of Queer Eye might officially need an intervention of their own. Away from the celebrity mess, Bryan attends yet another gay orgy, this one sponsored by party favors he wanted absolutely nothing to do with. Candace, meanwhile, reports that her suburban neighborhood has gone fully off the deep end, stoking paranoia and fear with a severe case of Mean World Syndrome. And somewhere in the background of all of this, CBS employees are quietly trying to figure out how to eject Bari Weiss while still delivering something resembling ethical coverage in these deeply unhinged times.