Grand Master P

Gunter and Marshall attempt to video record the episode… and it goes about as well as you’d expect. After trying it one more time, they decide that’s enough innovation for now. Marshall opens with a confession, which quickly devolves into competing song references that don’t quite align. Naturally, Marshall starts making up lyrics—because he loves a good parody and is fully committed to creating his own songs whether anyone asked or not. From there: a rant about buy-one-get-one-half-off deals (he has questions), a surprisingly passionate critique of semicolon usage, and a brief but notable dismissal of Ja Rule. Gunter is both impressed and embarrassed by Marshall’s questionable knowledge of rap and hip-hop. Marshall also pitches new Olympic event ideas and caps things off with a Bob Dylan impression that… you just have to hear. It’s music, grammar, and failed technology—Northern Aggression at full volume.