Grant Bilse. Jumping for health. What do you wish your phone could do? Sweet potato up the ass.

One more really nice day to get all that outdoor shit taken care of before the colder temps return…along with some snow! In the news this mornings, Minnesota & Illinois are suing the feds, Barbie launches an autistic version, US Marshals are now trying to locate Timothy Busfield, there's some monkeys on the loose in St. Louis, and the FDA has upgraded a recall on cheese products. In sports, the Steelers got waxed by the Texans last night to wrap up Wild Card weekend, a look at this coming weekend's Divisional round, the Bucks take on the T-Wolves tonight, and the Badgers are playing Minnesota tonight. We talked about what's on TV today/tonight and what's new on New Release Tuesday. And Brian recapped the movie "Together". Elsewhere in sports, Brooks Koepka is officially back in the PGA, a wild video of a US Bobsled driver who escaped serious injury recently, and a young Eagles fan goes off after their loss to the 49ers this weekend. Great story about a man in Baltimore who helped save some kids from a fire, and check out this former inmate who's helping other ex-criminals rehab after getting out of prison. We were once again joined by Grant Bilse from the Wisco Sports show just after 8am. Brian's going to try a TikTok "health hack" that's basically just jumping a bunch of times first thing in the morning. And what's something you wish your phone could do? In today's edition of "Bad News with Happy Music", we had stories about a woman who got arrested for stealing her coworker's Stanley cup, a Waymo driverless car that stopped on some train tracks, a very popular app that checks up on people who live alone, and a guy who got a massive potato stuck up his ass.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.