Gratuitous backheels, Alexis’ arboreal artistry, and the remarkably unremarkable Ashley Barnes

On the latest episode of The Totally Football Show, James Richardson has Kelly Cates, Opta’s Duncan Alexander and Ian Irving from PL TV to dissect the weekend’s action, specifically… RUNNING ORDER: • PART 1a: The Big Question (01m 30s) • PART 1b: A cloud lifts over Arsenal (02m 20s) • PART 1c: Chelsea 4 - 0 Brighton; the Batshuayi paradox; Chelsea’s search for a Big Man Up Top (06m 00s) • PART 2: The Pep/Mou XI; Man C hammer Newcastle; Aguero’s perfect hat-trick (17m 30s) • PART 3: Watford’s managerial shake-up; cloning Big Sam (23m 10s) • PART 4a: Championship news; Sutton v Dagenham (36m 30s) • PART 4b: Euro round-up with Julien Laurens (38m 50s) • PART 4c: Memphis Depay; things you didn’t know about Alexis Sanchez (45m 45s • PART 6: Paddy Power’s Movers and Shakers (58m 40s) • PART 7: Adios, and the Big Answer (61m 30s) LISTENING NEWS: • we’ve launched our new show, Golazzo: The Totally Italian Football Show.  Find it everywhere you get your podcasts, and subscribe NOW!  LIVE NEWS: • we’ll be at Vicar Street in Dublin on Monday 19 March, which is quite the way to come down from St Patrick’s Day. Get your tickets here. PARISH NOTICES: • join Paddy Power’s Rewards Club • get your shave on with our friends Cornerstone, who are giving you £10 off your first order GET IN TOUCH: • find us on Facebook, where you’ll find video, photos and loads of other stuff: • send us a tweet: @TheTotallyShow