Gravity, WhoreMoans, and Heartthrobs

Happy Sunday! This week on Two and a Half Aunties, we tried to keep it cute but life had other plans.We’re talking:* Gayle King’s “space trip” that felt real Truman Show-ish…did you even leave the clouds?* Perimenopause out here stealing labias, edges, and patience—tread lightly.* Should we bring the bush back or just laminate it like baby hairs?* And the real question: Have you ever slept with somebody you weren’t even attracted to? (Spoiler alert: everybody has. Stop acting brand new.)We’re live on Spotify, Apple Podcasts, and wherever you tune in — search Two and a Half Aunties Podcast and pull up.Follow the aunties at:* Podcast: @Twoandahalfaunties* Morgan: @morglefay (on the everything)* Jeniece (Ne-ne): @auntie_ish (on the TikTok)* Tori: @wanderlust_belle (on the ‘gram)Question for the groupchat and listeners:When was the last time you got your back cracked by somebody you knew damn well wasn’t your type?Be honest…we’re too old for the bullsh!t. This is a public episode. If you would like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit twoandahalfaunties.substack.com