Great Night #268: Touch God's Flaps

Hunter Biden says he’s 48% gay, so Brian and Justin build the only scale precise enough to define the Hunter Zone, cross the Rubicock, and calculate dongs over the denominator. A real plane-broker sponsorship sends the boys reaching for God’s flaps, Ryan fails the Cryptkeeper test, and his complete lack of Terminator knowledge gives us a killer robot from Planet Terminator who loves lava. Plus: Butt Ruckus, Watchmen grievances, T-1 Million, $300 squirt guns, and a return to the Hilton floor where DragonCon changed everything. Get an extra episode every week only at https://www.patreon.com/greatnight!