Greek geek beats Pluto to win Goat of the year award

Send us Fan MailDon Drake, an advertising executive in a remote office off Soho,  is struggling to reach a deadline for the Daily Truth a syndicated social media newspaper reaching around the world mostly on the dark web. His boss Harry is increasingly frustrated with his habit of last-minute rescue through his creative geniusCome on Jon we need something to get the Greek inferno headlines off the front page. And soonest, goddammit.I’ve got it Harry, a breaking news story about some Greek geek.Shoot.Aristotle Onassis.  He’s won some award. He’s Greek enough.OK Jon. What’s the pitch.Remember Onassis? Great copy for us way back before the web. Had a big thing going with that other Greek. The celeb singer. CallasCallous. Never used that word in a headline for the Daily Truth. You shouldn’t either. Nah, Callas. Mary Callas. Anyway, Onassis was into big bucks, big as Jobs, Musk, Zuckerman.So?And the killer fact. He married Jackie Kennedy!!Big Bucks, beautiful wife. OK. So what’s he done to win the Goat thing?I’ve got the boys checking it. We’ll meet the headline deadline. Always do. Get back to you. You got ten minutes before you get wasted. You do this stuff to wind me up. Ten minutes or you’re yesterday’s favourite headline writer. Ten minutes later. As promised Harry.Greek geek beats Pluto to win Goat of the year.Go for it. Sally! Keep that dismissal notice on hold ...Stay up-to-date with all of Tudor's podcasts, blogs and current affairs commentary by signing up to our newsletter! Email [email protected] to sign up!Follow Tudor on Twitter @TudortweetFollow Tudor's blogs:everydaycreativity.ukleaderswedeserve.wordpress.com