Gringos, Sweat, and the Great AC Debate

It’s 94 degrees, the sun’s melting tourists into the sidewalk, and some gringo just walked into the bar wondering why the AC isn’t already on full blast.In this episode, the Duck goes full rage-mode on bar etiquette in Mexico: why we don’t chill the fucking furniture, how to unlock "VIP breeze mode," and what locals say when they’re "allergic to air."If you’ve ever sweated through a bar stool or argued with someone wearing three layers in the tropics—this one’s for you.💨 Cold drinks, hot takes, and zero filters.Welcome to The Duck Rants. Quack the fuck in.