🚨 “GTA-Style Driving, a Million-Dollar Miracle, a Drunk Raccoon, and a Plane Turned Back—Today’s Chaos Has Everything!”

🚗⚠️ Slow Down Out There — It’s Getting Wild on the Roads  People are driving like they’re in a video game, turning everyday streets into something out of Grand Theft Auto.  In brighter news, the Pastathon has now raised over $1 million and donations are still coming in. It’s also opening day at Big Bear Mountain.  Travel and wildlife brought unexpected chaos: A Delta flight had to return to LAX after a bird strike, and a raccoon got drunk after breaking into gin, vodka, and whiskey before passing out in a bathroom.  Elsewhere, a fire broke out at an apartment building in Venice, and AAA warns that with Christmas tree shopping peaking this weekend, many trees end up falling off vehicles. One father-in-law even hauled 2,000 trees to California—only for the truck to break down in 92° heat.  And in a mix of sports and science: Someone got kicked out of Staples Center, and a marine robotics company plans to resume the deep-sea search for missing flight MH370.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.