关于考试的笑话三则-Jokes about Exams

Absence!Father: Why did you get such a low score in that exam?Son: Absence!Father: You were absent on the day of the exam?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!父：你这次考试分数怎么这么低？子：缺勤！父：你考试当天缺勤了？子：不是，坐我旁边的男生缺勤了！An exam today come rain or shine!Pupil: Great news, teacher says we have an exam today come rain or shine.Classmate: So what's so great about that ?Pupil: It's snowing outside!学生：好消息！老师说不管下雨还是晴天我们今天都要考试。其他学生：那有什么好的？学生：外面正在下雪！I don't deserve it!Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this exam.Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!学生：我觉得这次考试我不应该得零分。老师：我同意，不过我打不了比零分更低的分了！单词拓展absence: 缺席，缺勤come rain or shine: 风雨无阻，不管发生什么deserve: 应得，值得