Guardians of the 616

I can't wait for SDCC! Every year I stand on line (that's in line on the internet...or if you are "across the pond" it's just on line--like "on que") "Why would they stand on a Chinese haircut?" No, that's 'on queue.' "That's what I said, 'on queue.'" No, no, you said 'on queue;' I said 'on que.' You have too many vowels. "You know that's right! I vow this day to stand with thee in the midst of thine ordained conflict. To mend thee right and beseech thy every command." Stop. "I vow, thee good prince, to have at thine enemies from within and without. To stand hither and thither in the quick of battle and the heat of the queue--as we stand on line for thine tickets to enter thine dominion of nerd." THAT'S ENOUGH! Good grief, you ruin everything. I'm just trying to tell people about the news. "I vow on the honor of my less than beauteous unwed sister, to not produce a noose that shall entangle they sublimous lock of hair...in a small oriental-style ponytial....you know, a queue!" OH FOR THE LOVE OF!!!! Now seems as good a time as any to mention our sponsors. We are sponsored by DCBService.com. Get all your Marvel pre-orders for 40% off cover price. They even have specials and clearance issues for up to 70% off! And don't forget their sister site, InStockTrades.com. All orders over $50 are free shipping. We are also sponsored by Community Retail Partnership. Sign up to get discounts on all your Office Depot supplies. It's like a Sam's Club card for Office Depot! Go to crpsavings.com and sign up today for a lifetime membership! Moreover, our third sponsor is michaelwebsolutions.com. Do you need web solutions? Call Darrin!!! And remember, until next time, make yours Marvel 616 Politics!