Gummies

Well my Aunt Gertrude She could be kinda rude When she was in a bad mood She had a bad attitude So we gave her some gummies They tasted pretty yummy Made her feel kinda funny Them ol' marijuana gummies Well my old Uncle Tim He used to go the gym But then he banged his shin And he lost his limb I knew a man named Hal Had himself a pretty gal Left him for his best pal Now he's feeling kinda mal I knew a woman named Katie She was a pretty old lady She had three or four babies They started driving her crazy I had a neighbour named Ted He was standing in his shed And it fell on his head And now he's dead