Guns and Dick Size

For decades, anti-gunners have accused gun owners of making up for a small dick by buying big guns. Some of these same idiots also accuse people with big cars of also making up for a lack of respectable sexual size of using their cars as a substitute. These same spurious accusations are also often brought against people who are wildly successful in business. Envy is a terrible affliction... In any event, recently an anti-gun group decided to make a study to verify that their slanderous insult against gun owners were in fact true. Well, were they surprised! Their study proved that most gun owners are not only happy about the size of their penis, but it concluded that the more guns, the happier they are with the size of their sexual member they were; furthermore, the more guns some men have correlated with them also being happy with their sexuality in general, and with their sexual performance! Their satisfaction was also higher for those men who buy military-style guns. Why did I decide to do a podcast about this? Precisely because it is a slap in the face of those dickless anti-gunners who have leveled those false accusations against us gun owners. Turns out we who own guns are much more confident in ourselves, in our sexual prowess, than those David Hogg-type pussies who hate us for exercising our Second Amendment Rights. So this podcast is, in effect, a big FUCK YOU to all those lying anti-gunners - not just the Beta Males, but also the male-hating Feminists who also make those same false claims.