Guy Friends Podcast – July 16, 2013

In this episode: Yet another listener has a dude who is reluctant to go down on her! THANKS, OBAMA. Is he yet another Excusey von Bullshit (of the Hertfordshire von Bullshits) like the ones we've described in episodes past? Or are his concerns about having a cold sore and wanting to protect her vagina from HSV1 a legitimate alibi? To this very day, the Guy Friends still can't figure out the transmission logic behind herpes simplex, but they try their durnedest. SIDE NOTE: IF YOU HAVE EVER USED A DENTAL DAM FOR REAL (NOT IRONICALLY), PLEASE CONTACT US. WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. And for our second half, a listener's regular relationship is becoming a long-distance relationship. How should they bone? The Guy Friends give their ideas and advice, ranging from old-school letters (NSFW!) to more modern solutions. If you have any bright ideas, about herpes, sexting, or anything in between, feel free to call us at (773) 234-BROS! Fuckin Problems (100- 110bpm DJxRayRay edit) (DJxRayRay) CC BY 3.0