Half Apps and Felonies - This Can't Be Real...with Brad

This week on This Can’t Be Real with Brad, the world somehow gets even dumber. Brad breaks down the story of a man who missed his flight and decided the logical next step was crawling through the airport luggage conveyor system like a rejected Mission Impossible stuntman wearing Crocs. Then things somehow get worse when a guy fakes a marriage proposal at a restaurant just to avoid paying for half-apps and a burger, emotionally traumatizing an entire Chili’s staff in the process.And finally, Brad reacts to a man who walked into a police station — voluntarily — to complain that the drugs he bought weren’t good enough. Yes. He essentially treated law enforcement like customer service and wanted a refund on illegal substances.Along the way, Brad goes on hilarious tangents about Crocs, Applebee’s half-apps, bad relationship decisions, fake romance operations, and why criminals should maybe stop involving police in their customer complaints. In the end, one story earns the “most bonkers” crown: the fake proposal guy, aka the only man in history to turn emotional manipulation into a dinner coupon strategy