Halloween Kills

This movie has been relentlessly attacked by critics since its release, but it really isn't THAT bad. Sure, it has some of the worst dialogue ever written for a movie, an abundance of cheesy one-liners and catchphrases, a never-ending supply of worthless characters, WAY too much nostalgia, Michael Myers performing fight scenes that would make Chuck Norris jealous, and the phrase "Evil Dies Tonight!", which will be at the center of jokes and memes until Halloween Ends is released next year, but that's no reason to shit on the movie completely! It's entirely possible that if you watch it enough, you may find SOMETHING you like about it. Maybe. Mike and Mike are able to find the positive aspects of this film, but still don't hesitate to rip into it like Yokozuna at a Samoan buffet.