This is old lowest and I want to give you a little report on on Halloween this year We didn't have much trouble down here last night We've had some trouble with the goblins down here, but they just about run them out of here because they they Sure have come down here and told him if they didn't quit that he's gonna lock him up It's what he told them and it's kind of hard to corner a goblin, but you know that that sheriff cares a gun and and then goblins don't They don't fool with the sheriff much now They'll mess with us down here, but they won't fool with the sheriff so they done their meanness uptown now they they busted some lenders up there and and stole some Groceries out of one of the stores and they you know, it was a goblins. They of course you can't prove it But we know it was them, but they didn't do you know a lot of damage But the kids are the main ones that have trouble to have fun and Halloween down here and I told you last year about them busting old uncle Fred's windows out and I told you what the sheriff done he come down here and and Of course they all denied it, but he lined them up and he said now I'm gonna tell you something he said I don't know who done it and he said I ain't glad to do it But he said no We've always had fun down here on Halloween and you can celebrate Halloween down here and we'll put up with you Shenanigans and we'll put up with you with your tricks long as you don't do no damage as long as you don't hurt nobody He said now how would you like to have your winners busted out said you wouldn't like that and so he Said what we're gonna do is we're gonna give you one more chance and he said as long as you can keep it Just funny and not doing no harm to nobody He said you're welcome to have all the Halloween fun that you want to have but he said we're not gonna put out put up with no Shenanigans were you destroy property? He said we're not gonna put up with that said if you go if you're gonna do that Said there won't be no Halloween no more. I'll say to that so the kids come down there and they they didn't you know they fixed uncle Fred's windows now They never did say who it was it done it, but I could pretty well tell you but anyway, they they fixed them and and So this year we didn't have nothing like that at all.
It was just a you know good clean fun and they They took uncle over Billy White's truck and drove it down the road about five miles and left it down there But now that was Billy White's own fault because he leaves his keys in that truck all the time and people has told him You know not to do that. They told him that that you know that would lead to trouble Well, he won't listen to nobody and so he always leaves his keys in there and the kids knows it So every year they take his truck off down somewhere and he's got to hunt two or three days before he can find it So I know where it is. I told him and he found it yet, but it's down there It's a down the road there They heard nothing and sooner later he'll love you'll find it or he'll pay somebody to tell him where it is But anyway, they done that and they come down here now last year I told you they painted my dog and he likes scared me to death because they come down here I told you about that last year, but they they come down here and you know Toby He they all play with him and he just he's a big old dog But he ain't dangerous of you know He'd like the kids and so what they done is they paint him black and They come down here and turned that dog loose in the yard They put some kind of long tail on him and it dragged the ground and it looked like the devil And it's you know just for many it scared me and then he started barking, you know What they had done but this year they painted him again and they painted him fly at this time You know, he's a spotted dog is what he has got some great dain in him and they they painted him fly at this year So that didn't you know, I didn't scare me this year, but it did, you know, take me for it Give me a start last year, but what they done to me, you know, they used to take my keys Some of them get the house and then hide my keys from me and and I couldn't find my keys the next day and and they got a kick out of that But I stopped there because I put my keys on my belt now and they can't they can't take my keys So what they done is you know, I got up I got to bed about eight o'clock at night because I had to get up four in the morning to do the milking and so I got up the next day and got my clothes on the one out and done the milking and and you know cleaned out the stalls and everything and come in and and I was gonna eat breakfast well I was gonna put on some clean overhauls because I Needed to change my overhauls and I looked and I couldn't find a pair of overhauls and nowhere And I went out on look at the clothesline because I know that the wife had washed some Overhalls the day before and they was all on the clothesline level well They wouldn't there and I couldn't figure out where they was and I started looking for it Well, directly I don't know what made me do it But I looked up in the in the air and then overhalls was hanging way up under in the top of a Oak tree about all I've got the great big old tree down here that I guess stands up I don't know 50-60 feet and Every pair of overhauls that I had was up there hanging in the top of that tree and not only was they up there But they was folded neat over leon You know and I got me a pole and tried to get them down and I couldn't get them overhalls down no way and I didn't want I couldn't climb the tree and So anyway, I'd give up on that for a while and went on in the house and at breakfast and I couldn't get nobody to go up there and get to get the overhauls down for me Well, they got this boy that goes to school down here and they call him squirrel and he's a tree climber He climbs all these trees and you know I had to borrow that boy to go up there and get my britches down He he said oh that's way up there and he said I'm kind of scared to go up there and I said no squirrel You know good. Well, you ain't scared to climb nothing as I've seen you climb way up and top them trees He said well, I'll help you when I get time but he said I've got to you know basketball practice and and they give us a lot of homework and and he you know come up with all kind of Scuse his way.
He couldn't do it. So finally I I know what he was leading up to and I said well world what would you charge me to climb up there and get my overhauls down and So he told me he'd go up there for $10 so I give him $10. I had to and he went up there and come up there And got my overhauls down for me and the kids of course they all done it You know they was all laughing about it What he done when he got that $10 they got a fund down there that they're raising you know to go on their Athletic trips, you know carry it carry it keep people carry people to the basketball tournament And so they put that money that into fund and so I didn't mind that as matter of fact I'm probably gonna give them some more for that But that's that's how they got me on Halloween and I guess the pain to come off of that dogs and for later It it don't bother him. He just doesn't be white as black or white as fuck it.
It don't matter to him so anyway, that's that's what they done to me on Halloween somebody come down there and took all my hoses and and Water and hoses and stuff like that and and carry them on the other side of the fence But I found all of them so that kind of lets you know they always mess with me now We've got a lot of older people down here You know that's a retard and they don't mess with them They don't they just mess with the they always do something don't flossy butts because you know She runs a a boarding house down here and and she feeds all the people and they always pull some kind of trick on her But she's a real good nature to go girl and it don't it don't bother her You know she just laughs at him whatever they do she tried to straighten it up But anyway, that's that we had a real good of Halloween down here and the kids didn't do no damage They just they caused a lot of mischief, you know, but it didn't hurt nobody So I think everybody had a good time and and had a good laugh over the whole thing