Halls of Mediocrity Training Camp: 5 Pro Athletes, 5 Crimes — How Many Can Jeff Name? | Preview

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Patrick Kane punched a cab driver over 20 cents. Pat McAfee was arrested shirtless and soaking wet at 2am trying to break into the wrong car. One guy was arrested over 100 times. Another had no pants, no underwear, nothing. Five clues. Five athletes. Can you name them?The Halls of Mediocrity launches July 14th, the second show from the Archive Podcast Network. In this preview clip, Kevin and his brother Jeff run a training camp drill: five clues, a running clock, and Jeff doing his best to identify the perp before time runs out.Clue #1 - NFL Running Back: A career backup who never started more than four games in a season, arrested at Barry University for breaking into a dorm room and using a woman's laundry basket as a toilet.Clue #2 - NHL, Three-Time Stanley Cup Champion: One of the most recognizable names in the sport, arrested in Buffalo at 5am for punching a cab driver in the face over a 20-cent fare dispute.Clue #3 - MLB Gold Glove Second Baseman: A .254 career hitter pulled over in Tampa with seven cans of beer, a gram of cocaine, and leaving the scene of an accident. Police could not administer a field sobriety test at the side of the road. You'll understand why when you hear the clue.Clue #4 - NBA Backup Point Guard: Played for six teams in ten years. Never averaged more than eight points a game. Arrested over one hundred times in his life. Best known as a Phoenix Sun.Clue #5 - NFL Punter: Found shirtless, soaking wet, at 2am, trying to break into a car that wasn't his. Told police he thought it was. Now one of the most prominent media personalities in sports.Jeff gets four out of five. Kevin gives him a solid B. July 14th is coming.THE HALLS OF MEDIOCRITY - LAUNCHING JULY 14THSports. True crime. Athletes who had everything and threw it away.Find it wherever you get your podcasts.ECHO 1953 - THE HOLLIS FILES, BOOK ONELaunching July 27, 2026. Pre-order on Amazon now.SUPPORT MIDNIGHT MYSTERY ARCHIVE ON PATREONEarly access to episodes, case notes, and behind-the-scenes content. Three tiers starting at $5/month.patreon.com/midnightmysteryarchiveFollow: midnightmysteryarchive.com | X | Facebook Group Thanks to our monthly supporters William jared K Lisa Mooney Jamie Mcconnell ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★

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