Hapoopy Hatch Day, Pt. 3

Vicki here, I'd love to hear from you! Click here to send me a message!March 3, 2026, “Hapoopy Hatch Day, Part 3,” Episode 239 🎂 Reverse Magic Birthday Chaos?! Numeral Acrobatics, Violin Disaster & Markmen Crash the Party 🔢🎻Stranded Earthling Nicki Rodriguez thought surviving Perswayssick County was hard…. Now she has to survive her own surprise birthday party. 🎉In this wildly absurd episode of Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy, things spiral fast when: 🔢 A living numeral named Nine performs reverse magic and transforms into 19… 6… 16… 61… 91 🎩 Ceiling-grazing flips defy physics 🎻 Zig Gneeecey attempts a violin stunt hopping on one foot while balancing a chair, toilet plunger & champagne glass on his head. 💥 The entire dining room explodes into slapstick chaos And that’s BEFORE the Markmen show up. 🕴️ Two gray-suited enforcers let themselves in. 🚨 They “fix” Gneeecey’s legal problems. 🚪 They hint at a looming meeting. 🍗 And they casually remind him who really runs things. Meanwhile: 🎂 Trick candles refuse to blow out 🚗 Edible vintage cars get devoured whole 🏍️ A Harley-Davidson gets eaten (yes, really) 🍫 Chocolate is declared a vegetable 🐔 A headless chicken lays an egg…. Because in Perswayssick County, logic is optional. But underneath the absurd comedy lies something bigger…. ⚠️ A rival restaurant — Rasputin’s Revenge — is opening across from Gneeezle’s ⚠️ Competition is coming ⚠️ Gneeecey may be losing control!⚠️ Is this just chaotic birthday nonsense….Or the beginning of a power shift in Perswayssick County? If you love: ✨ Surreal comedy podcasts ✨ Sci-fi audio drama ✨ Absurdist humor ✨ Dark satire ✨ Dimension-hopping weirdness…this episode is pure mayhem.🎙️ New episodes weekly  🎙️ Subscribe & enter the chaos 🎧 Listen now🎧 https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com 🎧We hope you enjoyed this week’s episode! We thank Marysol Rodriguez, Sal Solá, Sandi Solá, Marcellina Ramirez, Rick “El Molestoso” Rivera, Diane L., Brunie Cariño, Toni Aponte, and Aileen Bean for being generous supporting members through BuyMeACoffee.com. And special thanks to Sam Leviatin for Gneeecey’s lovely, tooth-shattering “voaline” music! Artwork Created by Vicki Solá & ChatGPT  Support the showVicki's related comedy/fantasy/sci-fi books, You Can't Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away are available at Amazon! https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our Gneeecey/Nicki e-books and paperbacks!)It's a one-woman show! Vicki does all the writing, character voices, and audio production!https://perswayssickradio.buzzsprout.com (our Buzzsprout website, episodes, transcripts)  https://buymeacoffee.com/Perswayssick (BuyMeACoffee.com page to support this podcast) https://www.amazon.com/Vicki-Sola/e/B07J29RVMQ (Amazon Author Page, check out our books!)https://www.nfreads.com/interview-with-author-vicki-sola/ (Interview with Vicki Solá)And much thanks to disproportionately cool artist Jay Hudson for our podcast logo! https://yojayhudson.com/ Support the show