Happy, Texas

In this, the eleventh episode of ALI, we take a significant turn away from the emotional heft of Wings of Desire with a look into the world of Pageant Professionals with the lovely little film, Happy, Texas. We have another Pearlman sighting in this one, as well as wonder why Steve Zahn isn’t more of a huge star, witness the best interpretive dance ever, the Corrections Office sets us straight on something from last episode, expound on the best cowboy bar ever, discuss what this movie may have to do with the film, Out of Sight and how this lovely lead actress, also from the classic 90’s action film, Universal Soldier should also be huger #thelunchroom #metaldetecting #waitwait #arewerolling #montedoroforever #beltloops #waynewaynewayne #jcvdislegit