Hard Corey | Don’t let granny near your Quaaludes | Life imitating Mahoney

***CORRECTION. DUE TO MIDDLE-AGE BRAIN ROT - PAULO KEPT CALLING HIS MOVIE RECOMMENDATION, ''PARADISE RESORT'' - IT'S ''PRIVATE RESORT'' AND HE'S AN IDIOT. CHANGING IT WOULD HAVE DELAYED THIS SHOW AND THE 80S WAIT FOR NO ONE***Want some Corey Feldman? We’ve got Corey Feldman—and his early exit from Dancing with the Stars.You want Michael J. Fox? We’ve got Michael J. Fox and his tell-all documentary. Dori swears she heard some stories for the first time—even though Paulo has told them repeatedly.If our own co-host doesn’t listen to our nonsense, what hope do we have?You want Johnny Depp? We’ve got Johnny Depp—and his quaalude-popping, horny granny.You want Steve Guttenberg? Hell, we’ve got him too—with a story that is so Mahoney.You want Rick Astley, Kylie Minogue, Billy Ocean and Sonia? Well, we don’t have them… and you’ll have to listen to find out why.Jump To:Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars: Elimination & Controversy (00:01:18): https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a68076360/dancing-with-the-stars-corey-feldman-response-to-criticism/ https://www.realitytea.com/2025/09/26/corey-feldman-distracted-during-dwts-by-charlie-sheen-headlines-says-source/ Icons of the 80s cancelled (00:07:48): https://iol.co.za/sunday-tribune/2025-09-28-icons-of-the-80s-concert-featuring-rick-astley-and-kylie-minogue-cancelled/?fbclid=IwY2xjawNHSK1leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFVb2k4Y0ZsZllpMGJCTVg3AR7TSrBRLDGZfP2vPYYcE2lljFIxksgtkrNelwXYMk6JsMK-n1kAQkTbsGYJAw_aem__XtP1M4l1AJFNNJL2UkFlwMichael J. Fox Documentary “Still” Review (00:13:50): https://youtu.be/lBrwkqlg1jA?si=lp-GR6eFeAKyemulJohnny Depp’s Early Career & “Private Resort” (00:21:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq730WBoXbISteve Guttenberg’s Hollywood Hustle (00:29:44): https://www.facebook.com/share/1LkjgD1Pqs/?mibextid=wwXIfrhttps://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouBelong/comments/1mknepx/steve_guttenberg_snuck_onto_the_paramount_lot/#That 80s Show, #1980s pop culture, #Gremlins, #Corey Feldman, #Dancing with the Stars, #Charlie Sheen, #Netflix documentary, #social media, #80s-themed concert, #Rick Astley, #Kylie Minogue, #Billy Ocean, #Sonia, #Durban concert, #concert promotion, #ticket purchasing risks, #Michael J. Fox, #Still: A Michael J. Fox Story, #Parkinson's disease, #advocacy, #Family Ties, #Back to the Future, #Johnny Depp, #Nightmare on Elm Street, #21 Jump Street, #Edward Scissorhands, #Ed Wood, #Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, #Pleasure Resort, #80s teen comedy, #Police Academy, #Steve Guttenberg, #Hollywood hustle, #nostalgia, #80s icons, #cultural relevance, #80s music, #pop culture analysis, #humor, #insider stories.