Hard Out

I'm ready to go. Yeah, let's roll. Let's have something to add. Alright, we're gonna take Simon Says compliance.

You've had to do it. Hold on, we gotta get like 30 seconds of like peace off of this roller coaster. This is the wood end, bro. Maybe you're okay.

I'm batting here by 11. Hard out. That's just your answer. Right.

Hard out. So what would be a hard out? I'm batting here by 11. Hard out.

That's just your answer. Right. Hard out. So what would be a hard out in that reference?

Like what would be considered? Is this what the floor is now? Or anybody particular? Like erotically, sexually, what would be a hard out?

If your dick was out of the door, it's hard. Kind of like a hard arm, but no pants. Well, it's gotta be like a rough stop. It's gotta be like Corpus interruptus and walk out.

Oh, what? What was the obvious stop? One time the baby got up and hugged my wife. Wait.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, we are recording. Oh, we're recording.

Ah. I've never heard that term hard out. I mean, the side of the bedroom. Yes, it's a thing.

You know, like, you know, I got a hard stop or I got a hard. But because there was kind of a talking cheat sort of thing to it, I was trying to think what would be the sexual version of a hard out. I'm not doing the term or like what would make you have an heart out. Either.

Roll with it. Anything that smells again. I might roll those things. I don't know.

I know some of y'all like playing. Playing. There's levels. Do you have a smell?

Do you have smell of slang? No. It's not the same thing. It's like it's like.

There's levels to playing, right? There's a dial. Like I'll say. No.

It's like. Yeah. I don't know. It's not.

You're the Earthiest Earth in this or Nutty-Nisra. I love Nutty-Nisra. Not NUTty-Nisra. I'm the earthiest Earth in this or Nutty-Nisra.

Not Nutty-Nisra. Never. Never. Not.

Oh, chew. Yeah. Dirty Nut. I'm like, wait, Dirty Nut?

Baseball games. I don't know. Where'd you go? Oh, Dirty Nut?

He thought you liked it like a Uxswiss. I thought you liked it like a Uxswiss. How did I get the smell to it? Okay, got it.

Did you ever smell Dirty Nut? I have a, I have a, a Pad. I think about it. I think it was smoking black.

So is it your smoker? I feel like. Yeah, he was just needed to take a shower. And I was really offended by that.

But I'm saying about the inside though, I'm not the ejaculate. Oh, I wasn't talking about that. I was. Right.

But what was made it? Yeah, I took it there. How long do fresh nuts last? Depends on the person that gave me.

Correct. I have a humidity. You just didn't know watching TV versus if you go working me on it. No, I think that's a good question.

How long can y'all go without showering until you smell yourself and you're like that's enough? Summer? And when you do smell yourself, is it your nuts or is it like your pits? Like what are you smelling?

What season is it? Correct. It's the spring. Spring.

I mean, I won't smell like within a day. Right? So what would be the damn thing? You need a fucking shower.

Like if it's in the same day, I won't have an issue. Probably into the next day, where the funk is going to come from? What are the likely nuts? It's going to be some sub-reaches.

I mean, like armpits is really not that crazy. You think it's because they're housed between legs and there's a warm all the time? I think it's because there are less chemicals on nuts than there are under your arms and stuff. I mean, unless you do that sort of thing.

I mean, I'm saying like, the other way now, you put a right guard on right guard last you about 36 to 48 hours if you put it on. But that's just really just like you might powder, you might not, but you really just off. So you say it after a while, you're going to get a whippy or nothing to be like, all right, it's about that time. Yeah, I mean, you won't go use the bathroom.

Oh, OK. All right. But back to the bank of Lawrence. The bank of Lawrence.

No. All right, that's me. Yeah. Right?

Yeah. So we talk about that. How we're skies? Does that sound about right?

We all. Three days. Well, not three days. That's not three days.

It's a good man. The buck now, I'm perfectly in his brain. He can't even thanks straight. A day and a half is a lot.

I think as long as I'll go. Let me think. I mean, anything beyond 40 hours, like that's you got a problem. You were not one of our air.

We're not doing that regularly, but I'm just curious about how long you think. It's not, but I think that's also individual too. Like that's a lot different. Yeah, that's individual.

If you know you're about to go like buy a little chick or something, do not go buy a little chick. We're like not even 24 hour nuts. Like not really not 12 hour nuts. Like you do you know they should be like.

And less. And less. And less. And less.

And some people are studying in others, right? Like I hear that conversation all the time about how, you know, you've got to take a shower in the morning because you sweat in at night and it's like, I've never sweat at night unless I was sick. Like that's not a thing for me. I don't do that.

I don't sweat in the bed. I also think I'm in my house at 71. But like everybody's different. So I'm just not I'm not a sweat.

I'm sweating. I can't. I can't. I can't.

I'm not. Is it? Sweat is inherently dirty. Like just because it's like doesn't mean it's it's dirty.

The real dirty part comes from the. I agree, but it doesn't make you feel like you want to bathe. I can't speak for everybody though. Oh, no, no, no, sir.

I mean, I mean, I mean, so is it everybody's a morning morning bather or a night bather? I don't I like to bathe at night. I love it. I'm also a night bather.

So yeah, for a night. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly.

I just like you can't be a new to me and a morning bather. Like that's that's not going to work. Yeah. Are y'all are y'all nude masturbators?

I like to be. I'm just saying. I'm not a lot of time. That's a lot of time.

I'm just saying. I just pitch a job looking like Winnie the Pooh. I'm not a little bit of like the you know, I do hold it. But I'm sad.

Hold your clothes beside you and then get to know why I got to be me. Why is it so? Let me. We got to go to the right.

System. System. It's not here. But so.

All right. Are y'all still jacking off in like clothes? Like Oh, Jill. Oh, socks into clothes.

No. Oh, in. No. So you like to bustle yourself.

It's just like I hear. I want that. I can't hear it. No, people people are like, OK, here.

So you like to bustle yourself. And that are you not against? Subscribe to our video. Right.

But what you. But I'm saying after that, you have to take a shower. Like you can't bustle yourself. How long they didn't put on.

You don't tell me what to do. You know, I gotta get my door. Yeah. This is a judgment for his own.

But I've always been curious about that too. Like as a dude, y'all don't stay over the toilet. That's not a thing. No, because the blood.

Oh, it's now fixed. You mess with the blood flow. It doesn't sound like it. At what point I would walk over to the shower.

You know what I'm saying? This is how I had to go back to work. You know what I'm saying? I don't know how it could be.

But if this gets, it's not going to go. I guess it depends on what kind of shower. Yeah. But I'm not.

Listen, I'm not shooting for the drain. What? What? We hit the walls like it is what it is.

When I take that shower later on. It's going to wash away. They hit the wall. Superman.

It's going to be long. That's not happening. How did you just shower? They were going to be coming.

I was so fascinated by this. Oh, man. Got industrial shower air in here. What?

Do you forget that you were out there? Lauren, did you have a story? People don't know you had a story. Did you want to wait until later on?

A story? I don't have a story. I have a question. A question.

Yeah, I guess it kind of flows with this. Y'all ready? Just get it. But on the team.

Yeah. Okay, yeah. All right. I got it.

I've never been in the public conversation, but I didn't get to finish it. And I want to finish it with y'all. If that applies. And I just feel like y'all would be good people to finish it with.

So does your shirt be pleasured? Pleasures do it, get into it. Oh, okay. Shout out.

So a question was posed. And now I'll be able to do it. So so the question is. Yes.

No. Well, well, yes. Okay. Well, you said yes really quickly.

Can you expand on that? Because you speak on the face. Okay. So you're okay.

Oh, it is. I can't I'm so excited. I'm paying on you. So it's somebody intentionally trying to do it.

It's also involuntary, right? I mean, if we are saying a woman's word versus a man, we're gonna say this for both sides versus a man's ejaculate or whatever, we're gonna say the same, right? It's it's involuntary. I would say the word versus a man's peeing on you.

I wouldn't know. That's not how that works. So we're not gonna be at sea. I can hold my pee.

You can't hold just work. I cannot. I don't understand why it's a social what's the matter? What's the matter?

What's the matter? What's the matter? What's the matter? I don't want to say how this thing is the nastiest and the prudish nigga at the same time.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. I'm just glad somebody else. You jacked off it work. Like you got to the car in my 20s.

That situation. Wait, I thought you did that a couple months ago. No, no, you were at home. Wait, no, there's so many.

There's so many times. I haven't done it. I haven't done it in years. I thought you did that in the in the 2020s.

No. I mean, I do OK. But no, all right. Well, so for someone who doesn't think it's pee is it?

I don't think so. I don't care. Let's let's have a just a couple of questions. Qualifying questions.

No, real quick. So is the person trying to squirt in my face? I don't think I don't think anybody's ever trying to do that. It just happens.

No, I'm just asking in this scenario. I would say no. Let me give the rest so that I can build out. So then there's no question was published.

And then my particular response because there were different responses was I believe in giving warnings so that the recipient can decide what's best for them, right? Because at least kind of kind of know sometimes. So then it was like, well, what's a warning? You can't just be like, Oh, I'm coming and I was like, why not?

And it was like, because coming different and twirting and then that was when I kind of wasn't in the conversation anymore. So then it's like, well, then what do you say? Hey, I'm going to pee on you. I think it's kind of going to get.

Can somebody can you somebody mute him? Well, I don't have a squirt. Exactly. They made a whole drink out of it.

Oh, no. There's not a delicious citrus beverage. The water part. I mean, why the conversation came up for people like there is people like him that's like absolutely not get out of here.

That's what we call that hard hard. Harder. Right out. That's his heart out.

I guess. So you like stop the music like stop. He'd say the mic. I probably wouldn't.

I probably wouldn't. I think I've experienced that. So I mean, I wouldn't know. Oh my God.

I mean, the point the only way out is through. So like you know, you got to get your your you got to get it. Oh, man, this is way too personal. So in college before motherfuckers news, what squirt was I definitely thought a girl peed on me.

And I didn't stop. So I don't know. Okay. Right.

I mean, right. But is it but was it one like your chest or was it on your face? Because I think that makes a difference, right? Because the whole question is, is it disrespectful to squirt in your face?

No, that's just no for me. No, like don't even give me the one in this is surprise, surprise. I'm right. That's it.

Oh, man. What are we here? Like at this point, mega, that's it. Oh, like we are here.

Who gets offended at that point? That's right. I mean, chef gets offended. I mean, you know, I'm offended in the hypothetical because again, I've never experienced it.

So I just but I really do feel like it your and so like you pee pee peeing on me. You always tell. Do you always tell the lady your lady when you're about to come? No, I never know.

I do. I do. I do as as a courtesy. Courtesy.

Right. I mean, a lot of women like to know that part is part of the book. This is like a dinner party. Where's the setting of this conversation?

I'm always interested in where these conversations take place. I know this is a podcast and it's fairly commonplace that we type of conversations in 2025. Here at, um, folks only we had. So for our lady listeners who who are interested in this whole squirting phenomenon, have you always been a squirt or Lauren did this happen later on in life?

How did it happen? When did it happen? I mean, but it's come out. Um, So great.

That's the first one. No, I haven't always I discovered it in my later. I was probably 30. I mean, no, that's not true.

I was younger when I discovered it, but I thought it was like a one off. I thought it was just like a one time thing. So it's not your and the person that the person that did it. That was his intention.

He was about to do this. And I was like, are you? That's pretty dope. That's pretty dope that he called me.

He literally did. He literally did. He said he was gonna make a baby. You have a job.

And I thought I was peen literally. So I didn't know what was happening. And he did. And he would, you know, obviously beat his chest after that.

And he was my head guy for a really long time. But then he never was able to do it again. So I go back. He was your head guy.

Yes. Maybe you're like calling when I need him. So he or your head guy like your number one guy for one fucking. So he was your head guy, your oral sex guy.

That's crazy. He just do that. And you're not about to return the favor. We'll be pretty nice.

Clearly not. It was the weirdest relationship I've ever had. So he was on some for some mouth and then he'd be like, all right. Did you actually it was cute?

Oh, it was cute. No, be back. She definitely like, no, I kind of like this. Just like everybody bad.

No, no, no, no. He wasn't. He wasn't any of those things. And I spent a couple years trying to figure out what his deal was because a few years in, there was a time when I was like, why are we fucking like it was one day when I finally went up and he was like, and I was like, oh, I feel like I just have to see him because something's up.

And he got bodies in the fells. Well, shortly after I like ended things because I felt like when he said, noted me, I wasn't offended by the rejection, but I just felt like I needed to get at like be done, right? Because that's why he was like, he wouldn't even let me see it. I was like, I'm wrong.

Like he wouldn't even let me go about what we're having. Maybe like, four to six months after that, I got a call from like a girl that was like, that's my man. And I was like, oh, oh yeah, girl. Maybe that was the only thing that makes sense.

I guess. I could do this for you. I was like, girl, we've been done. I'm gonna go to hell for this.

I guess that was what it was because he would not even let me see it. That's crazy. But again, he only did it the first time we messed around for the three like three years. I want to say three years.

And I mean, it was every once in a while, like after the club, I'd be like, are you up? It would be like that. But it never happened again. So I thought maybe I just got lucky that one time.

And that's actually a big thing. He should have posted you after that one time though. Like you did. I mean, he started liking me though.

No, he like doing that. He should have walked by us naturally. He should have walked up after you calling me would have but if you call your shot, you really got to walk off. Yeah, hindsight is 20 to it's a control thing.

Plus we were in our 20s. So out of what down a minute. Where's that? New York.

Yeah, makes sense. Tell me what it is. That's a New York. I'm just going to eat that coaching get the fuck out of here.

Be on the ground. You practice this. It's hilarious. Anyway, what do you all do?

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Two thirty five. Three five. Got the Atlanta. What would my voice want to do?

Five thousand. So boy, there was a guy. I'm not going to wear a bag. Oh, fuck.

I worked out. My name is Lauren. Did you guys miss me? Hey, Lauren, I thought I'm coming.

I thought I'm coming. That was cool. You had on a cat suit. No, no, I was like, what's going on?

Is that what she was like? Same more. I don't know. You like that with that face too?

Same old outfit. Oh, you know, little walk biggest. Right. You know, I got 43 years old and I just feel like I'm never going to be this young again.

Right. And I also feel like despite the fact that I've had two children and my body is different and it's not the exact body I want, it could be worse. So I'm about to just show that shit the fuck off. I just want to say that's what I want to say.

Lord, do you remember at that party we had on the cat suit? Seeing this nigga chef and was that was that what you took a picture of his legs and his the oil? What? I have my legs out at that point.

It wasn't that part of me. I had to be at the niggas. I was crazy. The next day when I was like, no, it must have been at the tailgate then.

This nigga had like the the juiciest legs. You don't know. This is you took a picture. I need to.

Yes. And I need it. I need it proof when we came on the podcast that it happened. But when we came on the podcast that it happened.

It's not going to happen in the rooms. It's not going to do that. I gave her edible too. So she might have forgotten it.

So good. It was a good one. Did not come back. Thank you for it.

It was a good one. I still have them. I don't know. You use prescription for?

No, I got them. I got them. I got them from my guy. Like the ones the ones you need prescription for don't don't make you feel that way.

They're kind of like. You want to share the name? It's not a joke. It's why I usually get one.

One is. It's pretty good. Is it a hybrid? It's a TV.

I mean, it's like not a TV. I don't think that it's a TV. Just because these guys just come back and they like. But the problem is they don't make you feel like it's a TV.

Like, they make, like, I have to have the best sleep. And I go, like, I'll be high, I'm having a divide. But then. When the crash comes, I want to get you a ton of breaks.

I don't think everyone want to worry. I was just really, like, I was running a little summer, because I was stuck the whole time. I'm not going to be a business. I'm just omission.

You're running your woman. an E pussy or a nigga that's too fast comes to fast. So first one, make it an only person. Okay.

The second one he can't help. That's man, that's so practical. The first one just sounds so lame. I already knew it was gonna be the first one for you instead of second part.

They could even go matter what to do. 2025. Nothing you can't make it do that though. It's very sexual.

Yeah, they do. I don't see no length here. If you want to do that, good. Hey, I just don't know.

So you say what I looked at is my picture. He was in it with his legs. No, it was an intentional picture of his legs because I needed some proof and I think my phone was dying or something. Don't worry about it.

That wasn't me. It was. I'm pretty happy somebody else. More than 100% was going.

Lauren would do that. I mean, sure, but I didn't. Do a tiny split. I just said take a picture to this because legs because they said that's crazy.

Mary dislodged. It wasn't me. Long beach, but I actually think it's cool that you had greasy legs because actually ones are unacceptable. I know I wasn't talking bad about them.

They were they were amazing. Like his calves. That's what I'm trying to say. You want to show us them now?

No. Okay. You say that a little too soldier. Thought about it.

That is like it's not just here right now. I think I'm sure I fall against the games on him. I've been able to definitely shout about this game. I can't wait to try it.

It's one time for it. So try to win the term. How they might have been otherwise? How you been?

Well, I'll tell you. I just been momming on a high level, you know, that's good. What that look like. It feels just very busy.

Oh, okay. You tell me how do I look very tired and exhausted? Like I need a break. Like I need to be sent on vacation by myself.

Do I? Where you go? I mean, I think I think I think that's a good thing to do in general for mental health reasons. For sure.

Yeah, I mean, just to do the month. Where are you on? Um, a wahoo. Oh, that's nice.

See, that's how you do it guys. See how she just tells about our lives. You're going on a beautiful trip to Hawaii. Going to the island of a wahoo.

I deserve it. Yeah. Why are you trying to pit us against each other? It's great.

It's not pinning us against each other. It is. Like, look, like, look what she does with me. But I miss.

No, because they don't be like until about the tell us about ourselves, like in the audience loves the line of our lives. Do they? They do. They said that they were like, yeah, I don't talk about yourself now.

They don't like it when we would push us back about talking about ourselves. And what's probably most interesting of us all? Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. He built a bar with the Brazilian wax.

You thought about that? Well, I don't know if I was in for a man, but like, about cutting getting get going. You should try getting Brazilian. I mean, I did it.

Well, I'll show you it off once. It makes it look bigger. No, no, when they when they when they don't want to get your ass. It's a lot going on.

Yeah, when I'm at a time after this, right? It's a script. Right? You know, separate the sheets and they'll get you on both sides and it's just it feels so clean.

I've gotten to the point now where I just get my ass wax. I can do the front myself. Okay, so like, because I can't, you know, it's cleaner. The south American country.

What is it? When I call, I always like people want to be like, I want Brazilian, like just a bit. Yeah, just the B side. Right.

And another one. You want to perrue you? We should come up with another name. But I suggest that you guys should try it.

I don't know. I don't care about getting my ass. It's not the whole specific thing. Like the gooch.

It's a clean. It's a clean like hairless experience. Like the fan of care. Yeah.

If you make it just about the asshole, it just hard to go back. It makes it weird. You got here on your goose, bro. Here you go.

I don't. Okay, this is you said, I was asking about what you got here on your goose, bro. Right? He really did say because I think maybe it's some role of me.

No, because he seems like he was like, Oh, shit, I guess I should say no. I'm not really a person you talked about the whole diatribe on my legs. I might really particularly hear your version. Now he has to go check like, Oh, shit, like, bitch.

All right. Let's not check. I get them to check. But not pressure on you.

Listen, if you have a that the I'll put mirrors down there and check like we do. No, not at all. No, I would. Okay, I can put a bear somewhere.

No, I know. I mean, there's nothing to check. Like the check is the little field thing, the ball thing for to make sure that there's no love to nothing but nothing like we have nothing inside and nothing to like check. And I don't know what what seems like like he can't wait his ass.

What you can't wait? Look back. What is we doing? Look at the bigger.

No, I like the mirror. That's not type of nigger. Look at his ass. Hey, I'm not coming for wood balls.

I think so you throw it at the circle. That's not and give it it up. Let it be doing. Oh, we're at the circle.

I know it was received not so much. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, yeah, it's like a facial facial. Basically saying you keep yourself together.

Right. And I feel like you would care about what you look like for the bet. But I would. But it still but it still sounds weird.

Right? Yeah, but you got it. No way to make that sound good. It's a bit of tension, bro.

That's what it is. You got to think about how I'm by intent isn't to be, you know, anyway, we got to find it. Yeah, right. I guess it's the price of a bad that Lawrence know.

So the shutdown is over. Meanwhile, some of this earlier shut down ended after 40 about 40 days. So all the federal workers are starting to come back. People are saying that the Democrats caved.

Is that a good thing? I want to turn to what these are political correspondent experts. What was that a good thing that shut down? I know we were talking about like the scenarios, but you live in you live in the see metropolitan area.

You know, I federal workers and your family and otherwise we have friends that are federal workers in the area. What's your perspective on the shutdown ending? I love it when you come with the political shit first because that's what really gets people going. Right.

All the topics. I get this one. That's literally how the docket look like. I mean, I mean, I'm trying to keep it.

We'll have the veterans day and whatever the that's the second thing. Is veterans the other day? I think so. Can be.

Now the days. No, no, it's like it with your boots on. National AIDS. Black people.

I just learned that. I don't know that. What? Well, you're not going to start a Memorial Day.

It's more than that. Yeah. That's what I meant to say. Oh, yeah.

Give me. Yeah. I just learned that though. That's true.

Sorry. Sorry. What's your take? Yeah.