What's that you're wearing? It smells like white lotus or something. That's my hair oil. I haven't heard that term in a long time.
Really? My hair oil? No, that's my hair oil. Who did you hear that from before?
I don't know. I think I heard it. Your grandmother. Your grandmother.
No, no. It was a shell station in Bakersfield. Oh, I see. Was she working behind the counter?
I don't know. You don't know anything to you. I don't know much. I know.
It smells good to you. It smells good, yeah. It's her product as you create it. You created a product?
You want one? It's the fora. It's the fora. Oh, it is?
Yeah, it's already a big company. I know that. It's all makeup all over North America. North America.
North America. Yeah. The whole world. Your eyes.
Say it. Your eyes. The hair oil. Is that the hair oil?
Don't leave my eyes hanging. I'm seducing the camera. You said your eye. And then you just left it.
And I'm doing this. Yeah, yeah. I want you to keep doing it. I am.
But you just like left you. Your eyes are blue as of the world. I'm seducing. I'm seducing.
Are you being real right now? Yeah. Can I get a blast? Can I get a blast?
Yeah, a blast. No, I'm seducing six cameras. And I get like a SARS sneeze. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got us. That was more bird flu? Yeah. Yeah, the bird flu.
Yeah. Could we do it again without the action? I really can't. Well, what about what I want?
Not what you want. I'll try it again. Thanks. That's all I have.
Your nose. Eyes. I wanna go nose. I don't do nose.
You don't do nose? I don't do nose. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your eyes are as deep as an open wound on a blue whale's fin.
Thank you. You're welcome. Give me one. Your eyes are as puffy as a lemon meringue pie.
I'm not finished. Oh, sorry. Your eyes are as puffy. I'm changing it to a blueberry cobbler on my grandmother's window ledge and four chickadees fly down and peck at the cinnamony crust on top.
Okay. Let's go more. Can you do one to me or? Can I do one to you?
Okay. My eyes though? No, not your eyes. Oh, yeah.
My lips and you make fun of them a lot. Yeah. My lips are like a Seth. I start over.
I start over. I start over. Whoa. I start over.
I start over. I start over. I start over. That's a woman.
That's a lady. You don't. You don't. Seth green a woman.
All right. You don't. All right. All right.
Your lips are like a north. I can't do it. No, I'm not okay today. What's going on?
Give me another one. Do her lips. Your lips look like a west Congo lake. Puffer fish.
Yeah. I have a little face. And the moisture. What they call blood.
A puffy gel. Right called Udomu. Udomu. That was not as good as yours.
I would have just said. Yeah, yeah. I tried to go along with you. I'm as good at that.
That's what I don't know. That's what I was talking about. Udomu was all you needed. You could have just gone.
Your lips are Udomu. You did all that other hyperbole. Yeah, hyperbole. Yeah, all that.
It's an even that what you did. I do what's called eloquent. Oh, you do eloquent. Can you teach me eloquent?
Sure. Yeah. Teach me something. Lettuce?
Not giving you a freebie. You need money. Yeah. I'll stab you some lettuce.
Yeah. You want some lettuce? Yeah. What do you got?
What do you got? Play here. How you doing? You want some fucking lettuce?
Go give me the lettuce for your baby. What's up, the dollar? Okay. What do you want?
What word? Nobody teach me how to do eloquence. I am, but you got to give me the topic you want. Oh, really?
You're paying for it. Okay. His face. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do his face. Your face is like a jack o' lantern glowing in the night on Jeffrey It's illuminated with candles and you end up eating your own face because you're a cannibal. You freak. And that was a bonus.
I did a bonus freak. I did what it is, is that Unumu was an essential, what do you call it? What do you call it? That we go to create?
What do you call it? Oh, oh, oh. On my piano? Well, yeah.
Kind of accentuate. Is that the word? Accentuate? Accentuate.
Not ass-centuate. Accentuate. Accentuate. But to me it was just a bonus.
You're a friend. If you think I'm just going to do one and not give a buddy a freebie a I had it on. I could have just said freak. Oh, so if I give you more money.
What I went. All right. And that's a bonus. What do I have here?
Oh, you want another one? Yeah. Here's a rare $2 bill. Oh, wow.
Wow. You don't see these anymore. Why do you have a rare $2 bill? It's my lucky $2 bill.
I'll never use it. So it's been in your wallet for how long? 25 years. Wow, dude.
Wow. What do I get for this? Well, give me another word. Another.
Yeah, but this one has to be two minutes long. Okay. You think that's hard for me? I don't think it's hard for you.
Can somebody have a timer? Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Time this one.
Right. And then I'm going to tell you, you're going to do George, our producer's face. But they can't see him. So they don't know.
All right. But if you want to talk about my nose then. Oh, yeah. You talk about my nose?
Yeah. My lips. Yeah. How about your whole face?
Yeah. Do my whole face. Okay. Two minutes.
A rare $2 bill. Who's timing it? We are right now. Oh, so I don't get paid till after I do it.
Yeah. Yeah. Flickering. Dancing.
Square dancing. Sniffing the night like an anteater blowing ants backwards out of its nose. Your eyes drip down your face like runny fried eggs in the dumpster and denny's. And the massive pussies it on your chin, coils like a volcano crying in the night.
Your whiskers dangle down like elk pubis, brushing the forest floor where the mushroom people live. The elves and the ants fleeing thinking that perhaps maybe this time the hair monster has come. Your eyes and your hair, your cheeks puffed up like Chinese roasted potatoes boiling in a pot deep in the heart of Koreatown, even though the Chinese. Your ears full of wax, finding their way in the middle of the night to the European wax center at 5, 7, 2, 9, Melrose Boulevard and dripping, dripping through the blackness of night onto an altar boy crying, crying behind the Dairy Queen in the middle of winter where two homosexuals are playing in the snow and making snow panels.
Yes, your face puffs like a disease, dripping down the side of Helen Keller's hairy leg and forming a puddle that inches its way closer to the sea with a salmon spa and squirt. You did it. Time. Wow.
Wow. Here you go, baby. Wow. Perfect.
I like my favorite was the European wax center. Because I've been there. I've gotten my bush wax there. You did?
I've been there about three weeks ago. I was driving by, and I saw this as a strip mall, so I got a hand wax center. I haven't bought candles in ages. And I go in.
I'm being real. I'm being real. I come out. You thought I was a candle sore.
I went in to get candles. I was looking at blueberry crayons. I came out an hour later with a Brazilian, and I've been walking sideways like a horseshoe crab for a couple of years. That's not what that is.
Well, now I know. Now I know. Why do you know my person would have been like, oh, you don't sell candles or I'm going to leave? Well, European wax center.
Like guys don't know. You're Canadian. Yeah. Okay.
Do you know what a wax center is? Yes I do. You're a guy. I know.
Did you ever go through what I went through? No, I never did. Okay. Wait a minute.
Okay. Well, I went through a trauma. Oh, it's a trauma. Well, you seem to just be rolling off.
I didn't pay for your own trauma. I didn't know. I thought it was getting a candle. Oh, I see.
I thought I was getting it. Oh, so you probably went in there. Right. Right.
Can I buy a candle? Right. Which is a code word for it. Can I get waxed?
They slapped me down. They hurt my vagina. Yeah. I heard your vagina's very nice.
It's smooth. Yeah. It's very remote. I can see it one day.
You would? They're like armadillotose. No, I said it. Is that what you said?
I would like to see it one day. Do you think they look like armadillotose? No, I said it's a smooth. There's a smooth.
Armadillos and then you cut me off. Oh, I created toes. But if you'd like to see it. I would like to see it.
I would like to see it. I would like to see it. I would love to see it. Yeah, yeah yeah.
Yeah, yeah. Someone looks beautiful. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
No. What are you doing? What are you doing? I'm trying to shoot your dick out, dude.
Well, fix it. You pick it up. Quit pretending you don't know how to do this. Just look right here.
Nice belt. And we're going to sit down. Okay. Well, I don't know why you asked me.
Yeah. Anyways, how are you? Good. How are your pants?
That's what it looks like. Okay. Good. Thank you for the reference.
Yeah. That's scaly. Scaly. Yeah.
Those things are like nature's tanks. I used to drive an 18 wheeler. And these things ran across the road. I hit it.
Yeah. And my 18 wheeler flipped up over end. And that little hole, that little critter just kept going. I'll call it a while.
It kept going. It roamed my rig. If something ruins my 18 wheeler my Mac I'm going to call it a, you know, what? Yeah, yeah.
Did it survive? Yeah, I told you. It ran off. Yeah.
And my rig, I was haulin rebar. And that's heavy. And this— Oh, rebar, yeah, that's very heavy. And then the whole rig.
Wow. I didn't know that armadill was wrong. That's wrong. Boom.
Off he goes to eat meal worms and grabs, and drag and fly larva. It was almost as if Michael Bay was there filming it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, or who Christopher Nolan Dark Knight Who's your nutty friend? I got him from a special place. Yeah.
Yeah, you know Christopher Nolan Dark Knight He flips the whole rig over. Yeah, yeah No, it's doing Michael Bay joke. Oh, yeah. Oh cuz you know him, right?
Don't be like this. I mean Harlan knows a lot of people Are you having a fight? No, we're not right. I know Michael Bay.
Don't you? Yeah, he goes to the store a lot I did a commercial for him once. Did you really? Yeah, I did one too for him as well.
Which one can we talk about it? I don't want to talk about it. Don't want to talk about it. Can you name the product at least?
It was Pepsi Pepsi Pepsi. Oh, what was yours from squirt? Oh, I did a squirt Wow, yeah, but um this guy right here. Um, do you guys have your net perform?
Yeah, where last time I see her? Yeah, and you You like him? I don't know. I'm well enough.
Yeah. I don't dislike him. Yeah, but I don't know him Yeah, what's the feeling though? He's a positive or negative positive.
It's a positive feeling. Yeah, it's like a friendly nice nice guy Yeah, yeah, I don't know him. Oh, yeah, give you knuckles. Well, I've seen him at the store too Yeah, now on that.
Yeah, now on but I don't know him. I don't know him But if you saw him at the concert, would you say hi? Yeah, I've said hi to him. Yeah.
Sometimes you ignore me. Yeah. Yeah, why? I like to play a little game of mystery with you.
Yeah, you and our mystery people I like to keep you on a hook. Yeah, I like to keep you on a line on the upper I like you to never know if you're on steady ground with me. Yeah, and you're not I like to play with your mind your mind and your toes I like to kind of keep you like with it on your heels. Yeah, I never want you to know where you stand with me or how we stand You are or what I'm we don't do it.
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Yeah, and I went right into his brain, right? But he is one into a black hole. Yeah, and when I say black hole, I mean but hole whoa Wait, why is that a bad thing to say well? I didn't say anything.
Yeah. Yeah, go ahead anything. Okay. I've never been up there Yeah, but I'm sure it's nice Flat earth theory.
Yeah, it's a flat but oh, that's actually the most untrue thing Oh, it's got ridges when you sit down like this harlot. You're an expert of buttholes, right? Yeah, right? Yeah, and for the ridges why all the different parts.
Yeah, right. So when you look at a butthole, right? Those little like ridges a little like they look like wrinkles. Yeah, why do they exist?
He's an expert He went to call it. That was your master's. No. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, what university? Oh, different Yeah, different.
You had five years. Yeah, study the butthole at the right University, which is a long time I believe yeah But you got your master's in it. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. So the wrinkles on the butthole. Well, they're actually not wrinkles What a scientific name is and newples. Oh, they're and newples and how many newples does it average human being have the average a news has 47 47.
Yeah, and ooples. Yeah, why do they exist? Well, what they do is they help the inertia of the loaf. Oh Is that a scientific term for feces?
Yeah, the loaf. Yeah. Yeah. So I'm sorry, you know, I'm not a curious fellow I'm trying to give you the answer.
Why do they call it the loaf because whenever I Pooh and I look at my pooh, I don't go. Oh sourdough bread. I mean, I don't it doesn't look like a baked What does it look like to you to me? It looks like a brown submarine.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah And if you saw a submarine in the ocean, yes, and you put crust on it It would look like a underwater loaf. That is so true. You're the master.
Yeah, it's a continue. So they'll newples Yeah, then a newples the a newples and you called it a noose the a noose Yeah, it just seems weird shearing the word a noose and then that giggle Like I'm gonna do it again. I don't you'll have to force the giggle No, I don't force the giggle, but just if you could for it because I'm gonna I've never heard a noose before ready a noose Oh, you don't have the giggling. I don't have a giggle anymore.
So if you ever see one again a new Yeah, it's like if the pilberry pillsbury doe boy was addicted to ass. Yeah, I think that's what it said Yeah, yeah, don't you want me to do it in his voice and you can do pillsbury doe boy. I would like to a new Yeah, yeah, yeah, we found something together. But back to the a new use Um and the and the new book don't don't google it.
Yeah, that's rude to our professor here. Yeah, please take it out Please thank you. So there's physics behind the a newples the newples Yeah, right. So if you ever seen and you can bring this up if you want the the pads on a gecko's fingers A pad of a gecko's that he said it helps them while they're a little ridges and they help them stick to the walls believe in And so there we are.
See is that like if I look at A normal human beings an average human beings a newple. Yeah. Yeah, I mean because sometimes I'm sure it's smaller with brown Williams No, no picture the a newples as the lines on his fingers, but picture them his palm as your a news So the a newples on the outer rim of your a news yes as those are designed to help him scale the walls Whoa the a newples are designed to help pull your loaf out. Wow gives them traction.
So it has it does have purpose It has a function. They have a function wait damn damn. There's Well, we don't know we don't know yeah, he see whatever there's 47 of them Yeah, there's 47 of them and so have you ever been mid loaf and it's sort of you get a log jam What is a log jam? I that's when it sort of just stops the loaf stops.
Oh, it's like like the straight of her moves Right. Yes. It's like the straight of her moves just stops, but then all of a sudden it starts moving again And that's beautiful. All right.
That's because somebody announced that maybe the world's gonna end in a couple trickle out No, no, okay. You're politicizing your loaf You're really pulling politics into your a new I'm gonna loaf out the policy. Yeah, all right. Let's start up.
All right, so but there's a log jam The log jam you want to bring the gecko fingers up again The newples serve a physical function. They help those little ridges. Yes. They help extract the loaf.
Wow. Yeah. No, can can I mean you asked You went five years to study that specific you're like human body. Yeah, why wouldn't I ask that question?
It's a very curious question. I might not like that. Yeah, so can I ask you another question? Sure doctor Yeah, um Yeah, so um If you look at the human um ethnicity, do you agree that their ethnicity is on the earth?
Yes. Yes. Yes. Why do I have to think about it?
No, I didn't. Yeah, I said yes almost instantaneously Why did you try to deceive your audience and make them think I hesitate it? Because in editing we're gonna leave a gap A five second gap anyway, um, I'm kidding. Don't do that But um, I wouldn't mind if you left a five second.
Yeah, there's one thing I know girls like a stupid guy And so if you can make me look stupid, yeah That's gonna work for me. Even though I do have a degree from the variety. Yeah, that's right So um, go ahead So if you like if you have a black person a brown person, right, so you have the uh Anus yap a newples. Yeah, right and if you oh the tube itself, right, right no matter what race color the person is it's always pink Why is that?
Well An easy question. It is. Does it seem like an easy question kalayla for someone who studied the new set the variety? It's an easy question.
Why you say anything? Well, no, like he's the professional from the variety I know if you agree with what he's saying it so far. Yeah, everything. Okay.
Good. Why don't you write it down like I happen? Okay, all you guys are joining it down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right, so okay, okay, so What is this gonna be on the test? Yeah, yeah, okay, if you want to write and learn back your wrist and eventually have horrible arthritis. That's on you As Darwin told us as the star on Charles Darwin. Oh, yeah, okay as evolution tells us yes, uh, we evolved from the great apes Uh, did we really yeah?
Wow. Yeah, the gorilla the chimpanzee. Yeah. Yeah, what about the rangatang the rangatang?
Yeah, so I also find monkeys monkeys and apes are two different things. Well, explain the two But apes are primates. Yeah, and they have a different DNA They have their chromosomes are closer to ours than and chimpanzees chromosomes are closer to us than any other mammal I can't wait for this connection But the lesson I can't wait for I can't wait if you want a new sensor I know but I cannot wait to see you okay, so yes, I so the lesser apes or the monkeys as you alluded to yes I did a little too if you're like me when you were a boy your father took you to the zoo On the other side of the wall were tribes of mandrels were tribes of baboons Yes, when you're a boy you would see the male the leader of the pack stand up and display posture All of us as children even you wagon wheel tits We all thought that those monkeys had bubble gum asses They were big they were big pink asses with an A news right in the middle right all of us Yes, yes All of us as we drove over the wall and bit one of those in the ass and started to chew Daddy had to come and rescue us. No, we did it.
Well, I know you did but nobody else did that But as we're coming to one of those but look at the massive look at the real estate look at the size of the A news That's what we call IKEA news. Yeah. Yeah. Wow.
It's like furniture It's IKEA news So as we evolved from the great apes and the monkeys as we stood erect well They stayed on the bars are a news receded yeah into our party right and the pink remained but outside We stayed whoa well if you want I know I know I know I know okay. I think my viewers our viewers would love to learn about This is a new one ever new they're learning all right? Yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, they are learning and you know, but you know you take that what? So as we evolve the a new song human sucked in yeah retained yeah the pink that you see there I see but it Is through evolution and what you do whereas the great apes they haven't evolved.
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Oh, yeah, I flew over I thought it was double bubble or grape a row I've never had grape or real or rain blow and I was over the wall and I was just chewing on that thing and my old man Had to come and get me where would you ever curious of like tickle tickle well the closest I got to it My dad took me it was called Halloween monkey nights And I drove over the wall and put a candle in one Well, if you're gonna laugh wow, you know, I have a degree I don't I have a degree guy and I don't know what it is Well, it doesn't make sense to the layperson but to a professor of a news I don't think there was that house. So what was it that he used to bring you to the monkey house? What monkey night? Oh the famous Hollywood Neighborhood did you grow up?
I didn't go to power california have those what do you have on Halloween at the zoo? Oh, yeah, it's at the zoo. Yeah monkey. I would go to the zoo on Halloween.
Oh, you should have I know that that was a ritual of the whites Yeah, yeah, yeah, the whites What do I mean? You're white. Am I though? Yeah, I feel like I'm light pink.
Oh Here we go. I don't like the colors. I don't like the colors as well like black people to me are brown or bronze It's like black. I'm not that yellow like this is black.
Have you ever seen an African American who looks like that? Like that black. I don't think so actually I have where what you have it. Yes, I have where where I gotta hear this story Yeah in space in space you saw a black guy that was this black Dude, I was an astronaut in 1978.
If you're not that you're an astronaut. I'm an anus doctor Yeah, I have another question professor. Yes My friend Bobby is getting a colonoscopy on Wednesday. Wow.
Yes, you can give him any tips you can give him. Yeah, I would say by I Would go to this I would go to the nearest Barnes and Noble or a chapters. I would buy it's a bookstore. Okay.
Any bookstore You want okay? I would go to the English language section. I would why I would buy I don't know Andrew Chinese or Korean Well, let me and I finish the professor's talking garlic bread teeth or whatever. They call you I don't know what they call you down at the spa.
Well, you have to call me that What do they call you the spa to be small eyes? I'd call you garlic bread tea So I would if you're going for a colonoscopy get to the nearest bookstore ASAP. Okay, find the English language section I think it's mostly English language, but anyway, let's move on. Okay, but they have specific, you know, they've science fiction Right, so go to the English language section.
If you're getting a colonoscopy. Yeah, why would I go to the science section? If you'll let the professor finish Go and get four or five grammar books Okay, rip the pages out and eat them raw or put them or put them in hot water out a little salt some bouillon Some sliced onion and make a nice grammar soup and drink it and you'll have so many colons inside you You're gonna laugh You did ask you did ask You know Well semi-colon if you're only getting half of it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, very good.
That's your advice. Well, yeah That's my scientific advice. Yeah. Yeah, you asked you did I go so much I know you wanted to do a comedy podcast, but I didn't realize we'd like a diary of the CEO or you know I can flow I can I can I'm grateful.
I can I'm grateful. I like it. I can do this You're looking at my brain. Yeah, you know what you felt it.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I feel the moon.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you feel each other A lot of times we don't have to talk. We just feel each other.
Yeah, so doctor. You that was your major was a noos a minor at the right Well, oh boy We want to go there. Yeah, I do because I think it's interesting I think the fans would like to know because it's a very important Let me just say something now for your answer. It's a very important topic I think that it is something that every not just American a human being should know memorize maybe study themselves because it's very very Important and your minor was what?
Clitoris. Yes Yes, memorize Very important. Yeah, and there's the mysteries of the Clitoris. Well, not to me.
I studied I know but tea for tea But for me, it's like, you know, you know how when you go into the Mary on a trench as you go real deep Oh, yeah, and you see those illuminating fishes I'm sorry before you go any further because I know what you meant by what you just said they don't I know They don't if you could tell them what the Mary on a trench is yeah Yeah, just set the table. It's they don't you're viewers now The mentors watching from the shadows Listening koala eyes in the other world. Yeah, and ball the demon. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah, it's not a fact. Thank you Public Francisco. Yeah, uh, say that thing again.
You just said okay, so could you tell them because they don't know? Yeah, here's the miracle. Here's the miracle. I don't know okay So the Mary on a trench the Mary on a trench is the deepest place on earth where you can go and get spaghetti sauce on your meatballs And the marinara Trent what They're gonna ask shit and I'm just that's not what I meant.
I know that restaurant. It's really good. Okay. Yeah, Maria's French is very good Okay, yeah, yeah, I'll talk about the mariana Trent Mary on.
Yeah. Yeah. Oh, it's a deep part of the ocean, right? There's like it's illuminating, you know, I mean the fish there's squid and there's fish It seems to me the clitoris scares me in that way.
Yes. Yes. You have one. Yeah I have a question about the look let's or is clearly always do I'm why hello.
Why why don't men know where it is? Philosophical good question. Yeah, that's a question that Descartes would ask who Descartes French for shopping cart. Yeah Uh Here's why why can't they ever find it picture?
Are you a dog person? I am picture one of the most awkward breeds in the whole lineage of Dash wound Okay, yes, what would you say is one of the most awkward breeds of Dash wound? Yeah, is that how you pronounce the doctor? Yeah, that's not true.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Dash wound.
That's the German subsequent of the refraction of the Militwent now, what would you say is one of the most awkward breeds and I'm trying to you know drop parallel here? So the lay person I'm with you. I think you know dog that I've ever seen but I think they're really cute are the Mexican hairless dogs Can you bring that up Gilbert interesting the exact opposite of what you're trying to do because hairless represents Complete visual freedom. You can see everything with a hairless.
So with that breed. It almost is a clip Yeah, it's almost a frisbee catching clip what we like to do is find the hairiest dog Is that how you're sort of in it, but this one you're you're you're that's a paw-shaking clip right there Let's go to the dash wound you want to go that soon. Hmm. What would you like?
It's not hairiest I'm talking about one of the most awkward think about the anatomy of as the French say let it Okay, that's are we working here a lot. That's interesting. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah, it's not what I'm going to call that 1960s Hey, that's very clip. Oh, oh this one. Yeah. Oh, yeah.
This is probably yeah That's like hippie clip for sure. That's a big clip for sure. Yeah. Can we find something in our generation or in the 2000s, please?
Be told. Oh, here we go. Yeah, that's we're gonna fall over here a little closer. Can I just get conchlet?
It starts with SH I mean if you want to Yeah, let's go. Let's forget the dog references that they were losing it. No, I can tell you the Sharpay. Can we bring up the Sharpay, I love a sharpie, but okay.
They're right. Take a look at the Sharpay and oh, that's a sharpie. Oh, okay. Yeah, if you can see a full body shot Full body shot, please.
Full body shot of a Sharpay. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna fire my eye. Sorry. Is that a Sharpay?
Yeah, that's not the best specimen But look at the better specimen. Yeah, it's three sharpies in extreme sharpies. They're crawling with flaps. There we go.
There we go. Here we go Now to try and find a clit on that whore on that And this is the mystery This is the mystery of the vulva. I get it. I get it now.
There are so many it's that's like a can of priggles that's filled out in them I fully understand. Yeah, I fully understand that look. Yes. Yes, that's the easiest way I can put it Yeah, I mean just try an endless ocean of flaps of flaps.
Yeah, yeah, and ridges Where do we go? Where do we look? Where do we look? Where do we look?
Where do we look? Yeah, good luck? Yeah, good luck. I don't even know if I'm looking at his asshole now or his face.
Exactly. Wow. Yeah Yeah, so I hope that how that clears that up. That's what men see But specifically, you know, what is the what is the role of the clitoris?
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