What is up daddy gang, it is your founding father, Alex Cooper, we call her dad now. Come on in! What? I forgot how low you left!
Oh my god! Wait, I forgot how low you left! Oh my god, wait! Wait, what?
We're just starting! We are so tall! I always forget it! Wait, what?
Let's go! What up? Wait, can we check if the camera even fits you? You're the tallest person I've ever had on the podcast!
Harry, oh my god, you smell great! Oh, oh, gum! Oh, uh, no, uh, uh, uh, uh! I'm gonna look good!
Is his head in the frame? Oh my god, I just heard crying! I haven't seen you in so long! I was, okay, I swear to god, I was tearing up for the last week!
No, I'm not just racing! No, Harry! Okay, Harry Jassy, welcome to Color Night! It has been too long!
Isn't it kind of crazy how, like, both of our lives have, like, gotten bigger and, like, crazier and, like, where we were when we first podcasted together? Like, right? It's kind of crazy! Oh my, I was thinking about it, like, the last week, and I was like, holy shit, to be a friend and a fan and to see, like, you blossom and, like, what this has turned into, like, I was just like, damn, like, if there's one person that motivates me, I'm not trying to kiss your bum!
No, I feel the same about you! But it's just like, ah, there you go, shut the fuck up! I, like, watch your story with a proud, like, friend, I'm just like, I'm just so proud of you! Oh, no, I, like, I'm just like, dude, I see all these amazing guests, and I'm like, Alex!
We made it! No, you know what's also crazy? I was thinking about this, but for guests at the show, like, you have come on three times, and only... Why am I so special?
I, that's what I'm saying, like, why do I keep coming back, Harry? I think it's like, we, like, love each other, we have this, like, good vibe, and, like, oh, I just, like, now we, like, catch up all the time, just, like, check in! This is so crazy! Did I hear that you used, like, Derova Lambo up here?
Come on, bitches! Yeah. But I'm not living in a house like this! Hold on, hold on, I don't live here!
Wait, wait, so you just bought this? No, no, no, it's, like, my studio! You have a whole house in the studio? Because, like, when celebrities are coming, I don't want them to, like, go to, like, the corporate office, and, like, go past, like, a security guard, and have to go up to, like, the elevators, it gets more intimate that they can come to my house, and, like, go in the backyard, you want to swim later, go swim, like, it's the whole experience!
I got everything today, like, holy shit! I just want to say it's an orange Lambo? Harry! I ordered, like, maybe two years ago?
Oh, because you didn't just rent it for today? No, I was thinking, like, Alex thinks I'm going to, like, rent it, but, like, if you go inside it, like, it smells like dog, like, booze, like, slubbing everywhere. So it's, like, lived in? Oh, it's destroyed.
Wow, an orange Lambo? Like, Harry, like, are you stacking up on your money over there? I'm spending all this. Harry, we need to do a financial advisor, let's be smart.
No, I get so sassy, I'm like, let me just fucking buy it, like, fuck you. You're kind of like a lady. I'm like, I could die tomorrow, like, let me get, like, let's go 110% in debt. Notice how some homes sell faster in your neighborhood?
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Oh, yes. How was it? Oh, it was so fucked up. We all think you're 26.
When I said that to people before, they're like, that's it? Like, you're only 26, you're so young. Well, because I look old. No, you don't, you look great.
Oh, really? You're like, you're just, you're so tall and, like, manly, and I don't know, I feel like you're 35, like, kids in the family. I don't know, you would know if you had kids, maybe coming for the Lambo. Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, so no kids yet. No. I was, I was excited for a little bit. There was something I was like, oh, I think this could be the one.
And then, like, no, no, this is not the one. Harry, no. I know, I know, it was so silly. But, like, I was at a point, well, actually, last time we saw each other, I was just like.
You were dating Julia Rose. And then Jake Paul stole her. I know. Like, that was, like, ages ago.
Yeah, but that's crazy. So, I was, you got me at my worst. Oh, okay. And now, like, I think, I was just like, okay, cool, like, I don't want to have, like, sex with everyone anymore.
Well, not like I was having sex with everyone. There's still people that I miss. But, anybody, look at the eyes. There's some people that I missed, he said.
Like, a couple stragglers I didn't get to insert in my eyes. No, but I was just like, oh, I just want to have sex with people that, like, I love. And I care. And sex is just so much better when we care.
It's like, one night stands and whatever else. And then I stopped drinking. And now I'm drinking again. Should we be drinking right now?
I didn't know. I was like, okay, let's talk about it for a second. You stopped drinking for how long? 13 months.
Okay. And why did you start drinking again? Okay. So, it was after Coachella last year.
I was, like, you know, after a festival, you, like, fucked up in bed for, like, two weeks. I was destroyed. And I was like, you know what? I'm not going to drink until my birthday.
And then, I didn't do the math on it. And then it was, like, two months in. My friend's like, come out, let's get fucked up. And I was like, oh, no, I told myself that I was going to wait until my birthday.
And then it got to, like, 13 months. I'm like, dude, what is wrong with me? So, you were like, you were double drinking. And then what did you do for your birthday?
Oh, I was, I was so embarrassing. So, all my friends, like, flew in. And then, you know, the band just started. And it was just, like, bad news.
I went to Cabo. And, like, I can show you stuff on Cabo. It was fucked up. Like, what?
Like, what were you up to? Come on. No, we were just, like, there was, like, no one in the clubs. And we were just, like, getting naked, like, throwing money everywhere.
Like, the people that we were with just taking their clothes off. And then we were at this very expensive hotel. And we were stealing, like, the fire hydrants and, like, spraying each other. Just, like, classic, like, fun-loving things.
Like, just classic Harry Dalsey thing. We paid for the fire hydrants. We cleared it up. Yeah, we spent a lot of money there.
Wait, so was that the first time that you drank in 13 months? Yeah. What was your tolerance like? Terrible.
I had one shot and I was, like, yeah. I'm like, I'm sick. I'm like, I'm sick. Wait, did you have birthday sex?
So, draining. Yeah, you put so much into it. You're just such a lover. I was, like, the next person I date ought to marry.
So, I'm dating to marry. So, anyone who looks at me, like, if you, if I don't see you that we're going to get married, I'm going to block you. Harry, you can't do that. No, you're, like, the classic thing of, like, women always say, like, there are guys.
That you're, like, oh, my gosh, like, we were in love, but he just wasn't ready to get married. And when men are ready to get married, if they just find the person on the street, that's their life. Like, you just wake up when they know I'm ready to get married. Wait, okay, so, did you have birthday sex?
Don't mind me. Yes. Okay. Was it, like, with multiple people?
Like, what are we working with? No, no, it was just, like, I woke up, I'm so sorry. What? You said sorry to who?
The friend. The friend. Yeah. Because you went to the friend?
No, no, it was just, like, an old fling that decided to come back around. Oh, and they went to get down to Cabo with you? No, they didn't. Harry?
Yeah, the school of fish. Okay, so, you went to Cabo, then on your actual birthday, you... Why? We really talked about, like, fingers and buttholes and your water forms.
I'm trying. Your outfit, you feel more like an adult. Yeah. I'm going to therapy session.
I feel like I'm your therapist. How are you? Just fuck off. You're married.
We're getting married. I'm getting married. That's crazy. Did you think one day we were going to get married?
I was so... I think I commented on it. I had people DM me, like, I know you're secretly angry. Like, yeah, of course I'm angry.
We're good as friends. No, I was, like, so good. If we ever... If the previous...
Yeah. If anything ever happened, you would never talk to me. Right, so, like, it's good for you and clout that you're able to keep coming on here because we've never hooked up. And we're just friends.
But if I had, we had hooked up, then you wouldn't be here. So that's also anyone that ever thought we hooked up, we never hooked up. Okay. Why are you being worried about the birthday sex thing?
No, okay, I fucked on my birthday. But I was just, like, it was... I don't know. I was really drunk.
Okay. And I probably got to take advantage of it. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But I feel like it was fun.
Okay. And then the combo thing, like, it was just whatever. But I was also, like... Okay.
Do you feel like when you're in, like, your quarterly crisis there? Like, what's going on? No, I am. Like, I'm, like, I'm, like, I want kids marriage at a nice house.
This one, specifically. You're addressing the part for, like, the dad. I know. Put my hat back.
Yeah, you look like... Wait, did you wear tattoos? No, I'm getting them removed. Oh, you're, like, cleaning it up?
Yeah. Oh, so, like, we are, like, we're going to have to, like, tone it down today? No, bring it up! I'm coming to see you.
I was so excited. I'm so proud of you. So, like, you look great. Are you class now?
Oh, you do? Okay, I just realized there are many people that are listening that didn't listen to our first two. I highly recommend it. I wouldn't say pause this one, but just know, like, there's a really beautiful progression.
Like, Harry and I, can we turn out the air a little bit? Getting hot. Harry and I started our journey three years ago? Anyways, we've now known each other for so long, and it's only become this annual thing, almost, that we do.
I was like, but then it started to become, like, we needed time for this one, because, like, now we really haven't seen each other. So, the last two was a little bit closer together. Harry talked about, you know, when, like, he's fucking girl from behind, like, seeing a little bum fluff. Remember that?
Bum whiskers? Yes! I asked! I asked Harry!
Like, do you, like, look at a lot of girls who are, like, so terrified. Like, are you looking actually at my asshole when you're fucking me from behind? And Harry was like, well, some, like, can I see you little bum whiskers. Like, and I was like, oh, so, like, girls, like, do I have to shave my asshole?
And you were like, no, but, like, if it's, like, really bushy, like, maybe, like, clean it out, so I can, like, you know, not focus on just the bum whiskers. Yeah, now that we eat your nose, I don't want to be tapping on hairs, you know, I don't want to pluck them. What changed for you to begin eating ass? Um, I did it a few times, and I just got a, you know, a bad taste in my mouth from the whole experience, you know?
The mom in there. Um, I'm like, you know, did you have curry last night? Because my tongue is spicy. But now, I'm like, you know what?
I'm in my dad era. What would a dad do? I'd kind of eat ass and suck toes. Oh, I got a foot fetish.
Oh, not really. I love sucking toes. Harry, why the fuck? Okay, hold on.
I went to ayahuasca, I've got to develop a foot fetish with that, and then here we are. I feel like ayahuasca helped you, like, go to a different place in life, but you just realized through ayahuasca, I've never heard someone say, I realized now I have a fucking foot fetish. What? What?
What? Who's, who, so you were sucking toes for a little bit there, and you really like it now? I enjoyed it. I'm like, yeah, I'm just like, if you're enjoying, you know, laying down, you should never put a foot in my mouth.
Oh, well, you're fucking them, you're also sucking their toe. Yeah, I'm not sitting there just like, oh, my God. Are you making eye contact while you're fucking them, sucking their toe? I'm trying not to, because I don't want you to look at me.
Right, because it's almost like you're, like, kind of smashing dick, but, like, the big toe is. Shut up. Don't look at me. Look away.
Yeah, let me enjoy my popsicle. I honestly kind of love that dream. I think if he's a real man, to be able to eat ass, to be able to, like, put that toe in there, and, like, look around. I'm so proud of you.
No, I'm going up. This isn't something I like to call a crisis. No, I have a whole wardrobe full of sex toys. I'm like, this big fucking machine.
It's been fun. Wait, what? I was in a relationship, like, yeah, so I was just like, there was one day where we didn't see each other for a minute, and I was like, you know what? There's a bunch of stuff I want to try, and you're the dance partner, so strapped her into the bed, and then I was like, I literally said, she thought I was going to take a meeting.
She came in my room, she was like, what's going on? I was like, you just have to shut the fuck up. And you're going to get pinned down, and you have no choice. Did she like it?
She loved it. Okay, that's right. Let's just clarify, too. Let's just clarify, she's loving it.
We previously spoke about it, and she's like, yeah, I just love it, because she just loves we dominate it. I'm like, okay, well. I think that's also really hot in relationships where, like, take a little fucking initiative. I think sometimes people forget, like, hey, sometimes you should surprise your partner with things.
I heard that you have this plan. Are you looking great in white? Okay, pretty good. Okay, what plan?
Okay. What plan are we talking about? Okay, I heard your plan to be single for three years. I think it was when I broke up with her for the first time, and I was like, you know what?
I don't want to do this anymore. I just want to focus on myself. And I'm kind of in that place right now. Okay, so is that, like, a hard, like, three years?
It's more just, like, everyone stay away from me, unless you're, like, the wife. Like, unless you're the one. You know, which is so scary. It's scary to say, but I'm like, I just don't want to fuck around.
I've learned enough lessons. I've learned everything I need to learn. Yeah. You know, I know what I like.
I know what I don't like. Like, just stay away from me. Am I allowed to ask? Because I feel like I've seen certain things on the internet where, like, you and your ex, like, wanted to stop talking about each other.
But, like, why did you guys know you weren't the ones for each other? I think when they start to take a fancy for other guys about your relationship, like, that tends to, like... That'll do it. Yeah, that'll really, like, set you over the line.
Which is, like, okay, like, hey, you actually have a boyfriend. You shouldn't be, like, bouncing on that guy. Oh, okay. So you got cheated on?
Yeah, I can't. I haven't really said it. I haven't really said it, but... Why?
Well, because I'm just like, I don't want to talk about it. Okay. But we're going to talk about it. Here we are.
Oh, he gets it out of him. Yeah. He's, like, every other interview is asking you. You're like, no, it was an amicable spot.
You're like, I got cheated on, Alex. Every interview is like, can we talk about your exes? I'm like, no. I don't want to talk about it.
Alex is like... Harry, how did you find out you're getting cheated on? Oh, fuck. I think, well, LA's a pretty small place.
And he seemed like figured out. And, like, there was a lot of, like, emotional cheating. There was a lot of, like, cheating, like, messing on the guy, whatever else. And I was like, whatever.
But I just... Were you a saint? Not the first time. Oh, you guys had two rounds?
Yeah, two rounds. Like, I wasn't, like, going out of my way. But I would like other people's photos. Okay.
Is that the extent? Apparently. Oh, no. I would reply to some comments and stuff like that.
But, like... We love how to do it here. Like, this is good. No, I'll be honest.
We can, like, open it up now. So you, in the first round of dating your ex-girlfriend, you answered some DMs. You were liking some girls' pictures. You weren't being faithful in that sense.
Like, early on. I think early days, like, before we officially put, like, a title on it. Like, I was still messaging girls and whatever else. Which I didn't think was a big deal.
But then once things got serious, and I'm like, okay, like, I'm going to marry this girl. I want to buy us a house. I want to do all this stuff. I was just like, okay, no one else matters.
And then, yeah, like, second time around, like, it was the same person as the first time that we broke up, that we split. And I was like, okay, cool. Like, dude. Are they together now?
No, no, no. What's wrong with him? No. He's like...
Okay, so you just told me to the people. That's really shocking. Okay, so you thought you were going to marry this person. And you were faithful towards the end, also.
Yeah, I was being such an angel. Like, I was, like, planning a future together. And, like, I don't know. I was being such a good boyfriend.
I feel like I took care of every aspect of her life. Like, free, like, house, bags, everything she needs. I got a Rolex. I got to, like, pay for her legal bills.
I can use Rolex. I'll take a wedding ring. Give me your relationship. Give me your relationship.
Wait, wait, wait. Okay, Harry, when this comes out, though, is she going to probably say something like you're lying? Do you think she'll say your... Of course.
So the daddy needs your help, Harry. Okay. Come on, me, daddy. Come on.
Okay, so I asked them to send in scenarios right now if they're getting kind of, like, mixed signals from a guy. And if you can kind of break it down for us, like, what do you think this means? Okay, so number one, this guy has been inviting me out to dinner and to various activities, like going to museums and going to parks and going to parks and museums. I'm like, okay, oh.
No, you said museums. You said it's so crazy. Sorry, go, go, go. They're going to museum.
Who says museum? It's a museum. She went to the museum. What?
She went to the place with him. She went to the place with him that has artifacts in it. Yes, bam. But he has never once tried to kiss me.
The only red flag I saw was this time when he walked me home and I couldn't get inside my apartment. He didn't offer me to go to his place, so I had to sleep with my friends. What is the vibe here? Is there an age?
No, but I kind of feel like I know what this is. Well. You go. No, okay, hold on.
I think my thought is, I don't think it's a red flag that he hasn't tried to kiss you, and I think in a good way, like, if he didn't offer you to come back to his place because you were locked out of your place, I think there is a world where he's actually trying to be respectful and not creepy. Like, come back to my place. And like, I think sometimes you have to look inward. What vibes are you giving off?
Like, I think sometimes guys aren't going to go into the kiss if, like, you're being a little bit more reserved. Like, they want to be respectful. I could be looking at it wrong, but, like... No, no, I'm fully in agreement.
Because I think with me, like, at this point in my life, I'm not trying to, like, take a girl home, I'll be on the music, like, right away. But, like, you know, I could see that he would just, like, wouldn't want to, like, overstep. Like, okay, you guys are just getting to know each other. Maybe that hasn't been the right opportunity.
Like, I don't remember the last time I ever made out with someone on the media. I don't know how I would do that. But I'd love that for a day. Like, very educational, like, very cheap.
Okay, and here's the thing. I think you've got a good guy, because pieces of shit. I think we're talking about this. Bad guys will just hang out with you at night.
They just want to fuck you at night. That's it. There's only nighttime activities. They just want to wine, dine, get pizza, put it in your bum fluff.
You're like, baby girl, you're taking the daylight. Like, you're going to, like, a park. You've got a husband. You've got the one.
Shed is he does. No, I think you're right. I think if he's not being aggressive enough, you could also give him... Like, maybe you could make a light joke at your next dinner.
Or, like, maybe I'll get a kiss tonight. And, like, something cute and flirty to let him know you're open. So you give him the light. You see there, they're like, can I get a cream pie?
No, Harry. No, it's not that cream pie. No, it's a good sign. It's a great sign.
And I think if you really want to kiss him, it's so attractive if a girl leans in and just goes for it. No guy's ever going to say no, unless it's my sister. Wait, wait. Oh, you're saying if your sister tried to kiss you.
Yeah, we'll say, if it's my sister. Right. And, like, the jealousy family isn't sexual. And, like, do I, like, talk about that today.
I just want to date with a guy that I've been friends with. We've been Snapchatting a little, which I hate because, like, we're too old for that. And he hasn't texted me since the date. Should I text him first?
A grown man Snapchatting you? Get out! Get out! Wait, wait.
Are you using Snapchat? No, no. Okay, hold up. We get paid on Snapchat.
Are you on the program? Oh, you got enough money. Leave it for me. Send me this content.
No, but I use Snapchat because I get paid on it. And I build a community. Right, you're not messaging the girls on date on Snapchat. No.
Here's what I will say. Some people are stuck in their old ways. And I think if you are getting stuff on Snapchat, my immediate response is message them back and be like, LOL, I don't use this app. Text me.
And then never open their message again. That's a clear way to be like, make the person a little insecure, like, oh, yeah, this is not grown shit. Like, let's move off of this app. And also, then you wait, and if they don't text you, goodbye, we're done.
Yeah, of course. Get out of Snapchat. He's a grown man on Snapchat. He's not good.
It's not good. He doesn't have Snapchat. Unless he's Harry making money and driving a lambo. Okay, so I've been hooking up with my best friend for almost a year now.
He was aware I had feelings for him but still talked to his ex throughout in a romantic way for sure. Last month, I decided to break it off with him so he confessed his feelings for me but said he doesn't want to commit because he has a lot of personal issues. He also claims he blocked his ex. What the fuck should I do?
Give me a fucking break, girl. Oh my, are you serious? Come the fuck on. First off, do not fuck your best friend.
That's why we've never... Do not fuck your best friend, okay? No, don't. Like, it's just, if you have something special, why ruin it for two minutes of pumping and humping?
So they pumped and hunked. Now, now because she did it, Harry, she fucked her best friend. We'll talk a little bit about this manipulation. Because what I don't like here is it's a classic, the minute she pulls away, he's coming back at her and he's trying to get her back but then regularly gets her back and he says, but I don't want anything serious because I have personal issues going on.
Someone that says they have personal issues going on, absolutely you can have that but if it's actually a real connection, someone will be with you even while they're going through their personal and she's like, truly weird. And also, if he was serious about you, the ex is never going to come back in the picture. No other girl's going to be around. If it's legitimately, if this is your best friend and you're like, oh, do you care for my feet on the table?
No, it's a clean ass shoe. Yeah, it's a brand new. Yeah, you run to them for an egg. It's like your car.
Same with the jacket. He's still going to tag on his jacket. You're recording all of this. Yeah, let's go back to it.
Even without these, bro. No, okay, but also if you're a best friend, he should love you to run through it and if it's that serious and if it's legit, I just need the manipulation and to be like, okay, well, I actually have feelings for you because he knows that you care, he knows that you want that. He's like dangling the carrot. I agree.
Chop that carrot the fuck out and go find a cucumber. Yeah, like, let's switch it up. Like, oh, good one. I don't know if it's going to really bad.
I don't think you love it. No, carrot the small cucumber is nice. Huge, yes. I plant that shit, okay?
But I know what you're saying. I think any time a guy that you're starting to talk to is convincing you that like, oh, I'm talking to my ex, let's get out. Let's just move on. Like, your ex is your ex for a reason.
I agree, bro. Okay, what does it mean when guys are amazing when hanging out in person, connection, conversation, chemistry, but are horrible textors and are always busy with work and barely communicate in between hanging out? He doesn't give a fuck about you. Harry.
Sorry, I mean, he, the thing is, again, people are busy and I think that like, take a bird's eye view. You know, take a bird's eye view of like the situation. Is he like, you got a crazy busy work at museums or is he like, you got a crazy busy schedule that he can only like get you in a little bit of time. But again, people can text you back if they want to.
This is also a thing I would say is it depends what age you're working with but like, I remember when I met my, I hate this word it's still so weird to me, It's a little weird though. I just say partner. When I met my partner, he was like, I don't text. I'll text you, but like, I want to call you.
Oh, I hate that. Oh, at first I was like, and then sometimes he would FaceTime me. And I was like, but what I realized was like, he was just like busy as fuck and when he had moments to connect with me because he like has a big job and he wanted to call and talk to me and converse with me and I appreciated that there was an effort. Maybe I wanted to text a little bit more than phone calls but I knew it was an effort.
If this person's not giving you anything, I think you could always say to them, hey, listen, I get they're super busy but I would like a little bit more communication in between because I feel like sometimes we have these great nights and then there's just a dip off and we don't speak at all. If he tries to then act like you're crazy for wanting to speak, that's a red flag. You're being a little clingy. You're just asking for some in-between communication.
That's good. Yeah, I think everyone's selfish. When you said the FaceTime thing, I was like, yeah, I've had friends that call me and I'm like, but I realized it's because I'm being selfish and I'm not thinking about their schedule because in that situation, I'm like, dude, why are you not thinking about my schedule? That's because I'm a little bit.
Yeah, exactly. I think it's good. I think it's good to realize also like you don't need but dude, move on before you pursue me at all. Question being, can you be friends with your ex and move on?
I think being in a, it's kind of scary. Like being, I'm a very secure guy but if my girl is like texting her ex and they're like, you know, in the same group and they're like hanging out, it wouldn't make me feel comfortable. It wouldn't make me feel excited. Like I wouldn't be like, oh, fuck, let's go hang out with Big Jimmy.
Like the one that you told me that like has a horse cock, like let's go. I wouldn't feel excited about that situation. I think that in no circumstances you should be friends with an ex. Yeah, yeah.
If you're in a new relationship and what you're saying then you become friends and you get into a relationship you're still friends to that person that you like one time had one night stand with. I think yeah, but you shouldn't hang out alone. Do not respect for your partner. Yeah, would you tell your partner?
That's a tough one. Oh, that's hard. That's a tough one. I think maybe if, because I feel, I'm under the impression that the truth always comes out.
Yeah, I think I would because I think also like if roles were reversed I feel really hurt if I was in a room with someone that my partner had bucked and I didn't know and even if it meant nothing to either of them I would feel like the idiot and you're right I'm so much fun I want to do it again and then fade out. It's so hurtful and gets my hopes up so much. Why do you guys do this? Because we don't feel like a bad guy.
You know, like I want to text you and tell you it was amazing and then like I just like let it fizzle out because again, people are selfish and people just think about themselves and maybe if they have a good soul they have a good heart they don't want to upset you. You know? I get that. I almost think that like sometimes the like the false hope is more hurtful than just like ghosting.
I would rather get fully ghosted than someone being like I have the best time to do blah blah and I'm like oh great, let's meet up again and then like they keep like just passing me off and I'll do it. Yeah, but I think what you can know is no matter what it's hurtful but just take it as like okay, you don't waste your time. The person doesn't want to go out with you again it's okay, it hurts but don't trust anything man says. Oh, this one's sad but it's like a classic you can just answer this.
First date, the guy told me he's looking for a wife. Two months into dating he said he's not looking for anything serious. It was me. Sweetie, sweetie, he hates you.
Like what do we, like what do you think? Say thank you. I don't know the other thing like look, some guys could be using that as like a ploy to be like you know I'm serious it could be a fuckway tactic. This could be like a fool like.
He doesn't like you. Yeah, it's just not, not it. I think the answer is listen. He could have been serious saying he was looking for a wife and then he quickly realized you ain't my wife.
So now he's like I don't want anything serious. The point is he said he doesn't want anything serious. So you can, it doesn't matter. He could be applying that he wanted a wife, he wanted a wife, he doesn't like you.
He sucks. Move on. Let's talk about nudes. Oh yay.
Do you reuse nudes or do you take them fresh for every girl you send them to? I think guys are different, no? Yeah, no, no. You have to fluff it up a little bit.
Do you ever reuse a good nudes? Yeah, yeah, of course. All of them. Like my dick was real good that day.
Yeah, no, no. I don't look amazing all the time. Totally. I think it's cold.
Totally. I'm a little weenie. Yeah, it's just a helmet. Get out of here you bastard.
And sometimes you don't have to like get it out and send the pic. Yeah, okay. Here's my question to you. Okay.
So I was talking to this girl and I sent her like a nice fun photo and she's like have you used that one on OnlyFans? And I'm like oh, why is that an issue? And she's like well then it's not for me. And I was like oh fuck.
I kind of get that. Because do girls care that you're on OnlyFans? No, not necessarily. No, because I'm like you want to cry or you want to go to Hawaii?
Do you want to get in the Lamborghini or do you want to sit on the sidewalk? I don't know. Harry, I love you so much. It's kind of crazy.
I was told you didn't want to talk about OnlyFans. Can we talk about it? Oh, I don't want to talk about it. There was a bunch of shit I didn't want to talk about.
Is it mostly men that are consuming your content? 50-50. Oh yeah, I got my older ladies in there. Older ladies.
Yeah, shout out my moms. Oh my gosh. Older women and then your boys. That's great.
Enter your banking bank. We're doing okay. I can see you're doing great. We can do better.
We could be you. Wait, okay. So you had girls that were like are you putting that on OnlyFans? I think I would feel that way too.
If I was like wait you just gave that to your mommies and the gays like I want it to be a personal photo for me. I don't want to go online but like what? Then she's going to subscribe to triple check if it wasn't on OnlyFans? No, but yeah, thank God.
You know who did subscribe? My best friend's girlfriend who was friends with my ex and she showed me and this was actually one of the saddest things that happened in our relationship because I fully lost trust for my best friend's girl. I love him. But like she showed me the text messages of both of them laughing at me and like screenshotting my OnlyFans and all this stuff.
And I just said look I'm more just like embarrassed the fact that you like because me and her had a conversation she said hey are you posting this did you post that on OnlyFans? She's like one of my friends said he subscribed and I'm like yeah okay well you can just ask me here's my phone and go through it and that was the biggest thing for me. that's what really hurt me I was like sobbing because I'm like dude none of your life it would be anywhere where it is without this and you're going to sit there and embarrass me behind my back and then show me the messages of you and your friend laughing at me and like going in I'm like dude like what are you like what the fuck? When you decided to do OnlyFans were you nervous about people like making fun of you?
I think like in this space you're always like nervous about and actually if you have a fucking social media account if you're watching this I'm sure you're nervous about someone judging you or whatever else for me like initially I did it when I was single right and then I would do crazy stuff I post crazy stuff whatever else and then when I fell in love I was like oh god I don't want to if she's not okay with this I don't want to do it for her and that was where the judgment really set in because I already felt ashamed because she was telling me my family condones it they hate it they don't want me to do it it's embarrassing how you speak how you do this stuff my family's embarrassed so it already hurt me because I was worried and then her showing me the message of being her best friend that's really mean yeah I was sitting there I was like damn like what? right you know this is already something that's really personal to me and I can get sensitive about so to say to know that your own girlfriend was making fun of you for something that is very personal and it's a decision that you've made and is your family okay with that? no my family loves it are your parents subscribed? yes my mom was like I want to see how big it is I'm like mom you need to cut that out mom stop yeah cut it out we're blocking all of Australia oh my god how long do you think you're going to do it?
you know what I said I was going to retire by the end of the year and you're not well there's a lot coming up for me there's a movie coming out there's a bunch of like crazy shows that are coming up so I think by the time I finish filming all this stuff like three or four shows it's going to be like okay cool I don't want to I love it I love connecting people I love having that community like going on live and just not going to fuck I got the fuckatron 4,000 I was going to do other races along the floor I was like go live and just do weird shit and have fun right I could do that on TikTok absolutely or I could and you'd be banned wow so like that's so cute you're like the little community I built and you're also making money so like but I do feel like that's also an industry what I've heard is like it can get really addicting because the money and it is kind of like you can just quickly do it in your house and all of a sudden you're making money like it's hard to like find a day like why would you stop and it's also like scary I feel like scared and white people that like maybe you do it and they feel like they have to show more and more and make more money and they try and keep that money like baseline but it's just like for me I'm all about like building the community and then the rest is going to like come out you know like and you're doing everything on there but you're doing everything on there but you didn't have your girlfriend on there no no no way what but just yeah just your thing no that was the one with the boyfriend no you know what she what hey no I can't okay that whole wait Harry you can't give me I can't use the podcast her biggest enemy your ex's biggest enemy is sending you nudes and that girl has a boyfriend all these fucking girls boyfriends just sliding into your fucking DMs we had a crazy sex we had you fucked her and she's a boyfriend Harry no no I know at some point it's not your responsibility well exactly if you're dating her and think for two seconds that she'll be faithful like your last here's the thing you're losing how you get them exactly that's what I figured out so don't date her no but it's so much fun she's hot violent like she's hot like she's a little pick her up and she's like she's in my human pocket poor boyfriend huh or no loser yeah what a loser wait what a loser I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry yeah what a fucking loser you losers get cheated on it was just like there's so many people that are just like hey I live in my mom's basement I want to be on reality TV I was like let's let Big Jim and the twins hang like what the fuck I was just like dude they're gonna they're literally scrolling no no no cock what the fuck okay sure this guy's crazy so you submitted was it like a good dude or just a little bit triggered it no no like a mirror selfie is that what let's go on let's call that guy up I have a pretty penis sorry like so you wouldn't know no I wouldn't know I can't imagine yeah Yeah, it's pretty, circumcised, beautiful. But it was a... Not the uncircumcised aren't. I'm pretty sure we can find some other ones.
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Who am I going to say? I've never hooked up with someone with an uncircumcised penis. I've seen my best friends and they're like, dude, you've got to cut that off. He's like, that's too late.
I'm like, that's fine, I'll tell you. You know what, he's special, he has a little extra coverage, whatever. Shut the fuck up, tell me the story. But when you're applying for reality shows, you have to think there's 10,000 other people applying.
So like, okay, they're going to ask you a question. I'm going to fucking lie. Like, I'm going to play up my life like it's so crazy. Like, in my interviews to talk to handle, when I was sitting there, I'd walk in the room in my undies and they'd be like, have you got no clothes?
I was like, do you think I care? And I was like, what? So I'm playing up a persona myself because, again, I was just a little boy in New Zealand. That was just like, what the fuck do I do?
I want to make people laugh. I want to entertain people. So I was just like, I'm going to be crazy because at the end of the day, the more crazy you are, they're going to see dollar signs. So I went in, I was like, cock and balls out, the whole shebang.
And then in the interviews, I was just like, how many girls have we had sex with this week? I'm like, like four today. And I'm like, this isn't happening. Yeah, it's not happening.
I actually really like that. I think that potentially now moving forward, they're going to get a lot of people sending in nudes. Please, and send them to me. Oh, yeah.
Oh my God, I forgot. I was waiting for the chance to send me nudes. Okay, let's tell them. Okay, so the first ever podcast, the first ever podcast that Harry and I did, we were like joking, and I was like, oh my God, daddy gang, send Harry news.
It was a joke. And Harry literally texted me after, and was like, Alex, my DMs, I'm getting so many news. I literally had like 10,000 news in like 30 seconds. It was fucked up.
And I'm like, Harry, where are you coming from? And like, thank you. It was insane. I remember getting that text, thanks so much for a great experience.
Also, I have so many news in my DMs. Thank you. You're an angel. Great work.