Harry Potter and The Half Blood Princess

On today’s episode, Jennifer shares some new poems, and talks about playing nurse maid, what she has in common with Professor Snape, why so many Nan’s love Cliff Richard, and what’s to come in your future. Jennifer also updates you on recent events in British politics, including the British government abandoning kids in need, Nicola Sturgeon confirming the employment status of Santa and Tory MPs mouthing off to sixteen year old constituents. Featuring The Poems: Qué Triste Luce Todo Sin Ti Doomed At Birth To Live In Tights and Sit On Old Men’s Laps Ooh, Matron! The Half Blood Princess Gwen Time stamps for What The Actual F*** Is Going On In Your Life? Pile 1: 01:19:06 Pile 2: 01:36:05 Pile 3: 01:52:39 Find help for kids in need over the school holidays: https://allofustogether.uk Donate to help kids in need over the school holidays: https://fareshare.org.uk Find more information on Jennifer Juan and her work, along with hundreds of free to access poems, short stories and videos at www.jenniferjuan.com   Listen to Jennifer Dates: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/jennifer-dates/id1327391011 Get involved with Diverse Verse: https://jenniferjuan.com/contact-links/diverse-verse/ Get the new single, Swipe Forever: https://open.spotify.com/track/3VreOnHp8CiFkGvi3J9WAZ?si=iA_x4rDaQrebNhdBBC8FNA Preorder the Live album: https://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com/album/the-adventures-of-hunnybee-live-well-sort-of Order the new book Confessions of a Self Aware Manic Pixie Dream Girl: https://jenniferjuan.com/merchandise/books/confessions-of-a-self-aware-manic-pixie-dream-girl/ See Jennifer Juan perform live: https://jenniferjuan.com/events/  Find Jennifer Juan on social media:   Twitter: https://twitter.com/missjsquared Jennifer Juan on Instagram: https://instagram.com/missjsquared Sincerely, Jennifer x on Instagram: https://Instagram.com/sincerelyjenniferx Tumblr: www.missjsquared.tumblr.com   YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JenniferJuan  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/missjsquared   Bandcamp: http://jenniferjuan.bandcamp.com   Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/artist/5aUVh1Lp3P6o5IW39iopyV?si=7OEc_qoWTL-S0eg0wQ8pHw   Apple Music: https://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/jennifer-juan/1293313532   Soundcloud: https://m.soundcloud.com/missjsquared  Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/missjsquared  PayPal: https://www.paypal.me/jenniferjuan  Merchandise: https://jenniferjuan.com/merchandise/