Has Jez had a Melton Mowbray pie yet?

This week we dive into the slip-up at Ramsbottom, where House decided to keep the league alive just that little bit longer (you’re welcome, neutrals). We also discuss the real reason behind delaying the title party — nothing to do with cricketing drama, everything to do with ensuring the big celebration happens on a Bank Holiday weekend at home. After all, what better way to keep the bar busy, the tills ringing, and MD’s coffers happily overflowing? Think of it as strategic planning, Lowerhouse style.