Hasbrothers – The Last of the Witwiccans Part 5

Spoilers ahead!  Here is the text log that convinced me that we needed to discuss all of the Michael Bay Transformers films: Space Cow – 12/23/2017 also watching transformers last knight this movie is as dumb as the others for some reason hot rod has a really racist french accent ClockwurkeBear – 12/23/2017 I forgot those movies happened? Space Cow – 12/23/2017 also turns out shia lebouf’s character is related to merlin also this movie has king arthur in it? ClockwurkeBear – 12/23/2017 no I refuse Space Cow – 12/23/2017 and bumblebee kills some nazis ClockwurkeBear – 12/23/2017 I would too Space Cow – 12/23/2017 anthony hopkins is also related to merlin and has a psychotic clockwork robot and he keeps arthur’s round table in his basement which also the knights of cybertron sit around excalibur was an laien artifact as was merlin’s staff anyway mark walberg is the titular Last Knight he was picked by a dying robot also the round table is an alien artifact hahhaha f*** so they’re all cornered and then hot rod says “i have a gun that can stop time” and traps everone in a time distortion bubble literally he just pulls a time stopping gun out of his ass and the problem is instantly solved and also EARTH IS UNICRON and now they’re on a transformer sub and this english woman is getting it to take them to merlin’s staff ClockwurkeBear – 12/23/2017 This sounds like a fever dream Space Cow – 12/23/2017 it feels like one now having some epic sub battles that ended instantly the robot is on the sub with them and making them a last supper before they die oh also hitler was killed by a transformer stonehenge is the center of unicron(edited) cybertron has destroyed the moon it will collide with the earth in 12 hours mark wahlberg is getting followed by a secret seal team into an alien ship on the bottom of the ship they found merlin’s tomb in the alien ship the tomb didn’t have his staff in it i’m guessing the stick is imerlin’s staff but like transformed yep it only responds to merlins’ dna so the descendant of merlin can wield it now a bunch of zombie transformers are killing the seals yelling PROTECT THE STAFF optimus prime has taken the staff and also he’s evil because the transformers god made him evil ClockwurkeBear – 12/23/2017 I hate htis Space Cow – 12/23/2017 the transformers god is trying to rebuild cybertron by destroying earth and bumblebee and otimus are having an epic battle bumblebee finally says “i am bumblebee and i would lay down my life for you” and now optimus is not evil anyway the military is here and they’re gonna f*** everything up megatron has the staff and optmus is getting buttf***ed by like 10 decepticons uh and now mark wahlberg has excalibur and everyone is bowing to him anyway now everyone is teaming up to kill quintessa (the transformers god) cybrton is collindg with earth now the army found the death weapon and now they’re trying to blow it up ANTHONY HOPKINS WALKING STICK IS A TRANSFORMER ANTHONY HOPKINS IS FIGHTING MEGATRON and he’s dead optimus is leading everyone to the death chamber because vivian is theo nly one who can wield the staff so only this one human woman can kill the transformer god because it’s bound to merlin’s dna welp cybertron is destroying earth now and now the anti-mnument part and apparently the earth’s core is cooling and we’re all gonna die and now all the knights of cyberton have fused into a dragon army is leading everyone to the “ignition chamber” but there’s some big gun stopping them(edited) nasa called in saying “how about physics” and came up with a thing to blow it up with nukes the msmalles t ugliest robot just blew up the big gun and optimus and the dragon showed up just after everyone gave up and then optimus prime just beheaded like 9 decepticons at once and the air force maybe saves the day probably not we’ll see how phsyics doesn’t save them(edited) the ignition chamber was knocked out of the thing but it idn’t stop cybertron fortunately they still have the magic staff hot rod still has his timestopping gun and is doing some jojos s*** and optimus prime kicks megatron out of the planet oops and the magic staff was released she’s got it again optimus is fighting god and bumblebee killed god and hot rod uses his time stopping gun to save the day also bumblebee can just talk again for some reason oh there’s a stinger there’s more movies transformer’s god is still alive the end