Hate Watching Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters

Send us Fan MailThis is the movie that answers the question What happened after the fairy tale Hansel and Gretel. It also answers the questions Did Hansel get diabetes from all the candy and did he invent insulin. So it's a weird one.  The final witch battle definitely goes in an Army of Darkness direction but it does not make up for a lackluster first hour.Hate Watching is the show that dares to go into the forest and come out the other side.#jeremyRenner #gemmaAtherton #witchhunters #fairytalesWhat is the role of the movie critic at this point.  Rotten Tomatoes has thousands of reviews. Amazon has millions. But it turns out people are paid to write good amazon reviews for products. We know that happens for movie reviews too. So who can you trust.  You can't trust anyone, least of all us.  We don't know what the hell we are talking about.  if we did we would be the ones making these movies.  Instead we are the guys who get on here each week and complain about what has been made.  maybe we should spend that time getting our scripts in the hands of the real players. Maybe we should go to Cannes and rent a yacht and wine and dine studio people. But instead I think we will just keep complaining and never get our stuff made.  That is the best way to prove that we are right.  We are. Aren't we??????Be our friend!Dan: @shakybaconTony: @tonydczechAnd follow the podcast on IG: @hatewatchingDAT