Hateration, Holgeration In This Dove Soiree

Clay season is underway, and we’ve seen a Runeaissance, a re-Alcarization, a Penkopalypse even. Stuttgart -- always reliable -- brought a stunning quarterfinal lineup and a surprise winner, while Holger reminded the class that there’s still tons of time to fulfill his promise. There’s much tennis business to talk about, including the first hearing in the PTPA antitrust suit and Opelka’s testimony; Lesia Tsurenko’s lawsuit against the WTA and Steve Simon; and a somewhat voyeuristic ITIA press release. Plus, Dart’s out of left field comment, Shelly Ann clearing the field, and wondering what happened in that Met Gala bathroom meeting. Theme music courtesy of Oleg Fedak from Pixabay 0:40 Housekeeping: catching a case, getting postcards out 4:50 Holger’s back; Alcaraz wins Monte Carlo, returns briefly to #2 15:45 Stuttgart moves like a 1000-level bitch  22:15 Another spectator calls out That Guy, this time in Germany 26:50 PTPA gets their first hearing, Opelka testifies 35:00 Harriet why?!   37:00 Serena on Jannik and … Maria? 42:20 I always feel like somebody’s watching me  45:35 Lesia Tsurenko sues the WTA 56:25 Our other sporting interests: Shelly Ann & Rory