Hats, Hacks & Betr ways to meme: GM Farcaster ep289 with guest cohost Toady Hawk

Hats, Hacks & Betr ways to meme: GM Farcaster ep289 Friday, September 12, 2025 with guest cohost Toady Hawk TL:DR 🧢 Swag battle over rare hats 💸 Degen wallet hack loses $500K but price pumps 📞 Dev call updates on storage, profile tokens & mini apps 📲 Telegram scams roasted and wallet feature wish list shared 🎰 betr spins, staking and poker From our ChatGPT Intern: Prof and “NotAdrienne.eth”(Toadyhawk) opened Friday’s GM Farcaster with a swag-off that turned into a fashion critique of very yellow hats, before pivoting to the Degen wallet hack where $500K vanished but the token price mysteriously moonwalked upward. Fromthere they dunked on Telegram scams, riffed on developer jargon they barely understood, and turned protocol updates into punchlines about “manifesting” apps and Poland time. Show Notes and Links – some of the casts & stuff we talked about:  BETR LINKS:About betr: https://farcaster.xyz/toadyhawk.eth/0xb08f2e37betrmint spin demo: https://betrmint.fun/demo $betr token notes: https://farcaster.xyz/toadyhawk.eth/0xd806afa4 /betr channel: https://farcaster.xyz/~/channel/betrFC News Degen hack:https://farcaster.xyz/jacek/0x3313612c Farcaster Dev call notes:https://farcaster.xyz/dylsteck.eth/0xcecee316 fave crypto twitter accounts?https://farcaster.xyz/dwr.eth/0x284a8618 are you in a crypto TG group?https://farcaster.xyz/linda/0x911bae53 biggest feature requests for the warplet?https://farcaster.xyz/v/0x6a419780 just ignore it:https://farcaster.xyz/horsefacts.eth/0xaa68cc24 SEC Chair speech:https://farcaster.xyz/garrett/0xd76a2fb7 askgina to learn more about tokens:https://farcaster.xyz/adam-/0x02524f5b out there at NYFW onboarding models:https://farcaster.xyz/caro.eth/0xc77d388b several ppl:https://farcaster.xyz/awedjob/0xcf69a0a2 Base App News Congrats Naomi!https://farcaster.xyz/afrochicks/0x56322217 fees paid by Base:https://farcaster.xyz/oxb/0x9899fcff glitchy heart fun:https://farcaster.xyz/nounishprof/0xdb8b687f  Builders Building Tipn x $REPLY: https://farcaster.xyz/frontend/0xe2643c94 @fromtiktok:https://farcaster.xyz/fromtiktok/0x7406d2a3https://farcaster.xyz/yar0x/0x71dcef96 Recess:https://farcaster.xyz/recessdotfun/0xa308edce Clanker v4 liquidity explained:https://farcaster.xyz/brixbounty/0xaa8590b8 And our musings elsewhere: Mint this episode on pods.media: https://pods.media/gm-farcaster  Learn more about partnering with GM Farcaster:https://mediakit.gmfarcaster.com/  Adrienne: Some of the Things: Too Many Thingshttps://someofthethings.substack.com/p/too-many-things  Nounish Prof: Unpacking with Prof: https://paragraph.xyz/@nounishprof AND www.gmfarcaster.com is live along with our GM Farcaster FAQ: https://paragraph.xyz/@adrienne/gm-farcaster-faq  Copyright 2025 cc-by GM Farcaster - reuse/remix allowed with attribution and link back to GMFarcaster.com. NOTE: Cryptocurrencies are often volatile assets. Nothing in this episode should be considered financial advice and is for educational and entertainment purposes. Nothing should beconsidered investment advice, nor solicitation to buy or sell any assets. NFA, DYOR. Chapters: 0:00:00 GM 0:05:54 Degen hack 0:10:20 FC News 0:26:52 Base App0:29:58  builders building0:37:51 Clanker v4 liquidity 0:41:57 betr