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EPISODE · Jan 14, 2026 · 1H 5M

He Ain't Got No Pants On : Episode 1

from That's Our Bad Podcast · host That's Our Bad Podcast

This episode of That’s Our Bad goes off the rails almost immediately, and never finds the tracks again.The crew opens by spiraling over leaked Epstein-related rumors, Bill Clinton nicknames, and how fast political scandals turn into internet fan fiction. That chaos somehow turns into a very serious (and very unserious) discussion about private islands, moral hypotheticals, and why nobody should be trusted with unlimited resources.Then things get visual. The guys break down a Detroit police officer appearing in virtual court without pants, including the now-immortal exchange where the judge asks, “You got some pants on?” and the officer confidently replies, “No, sir.” From there, it’s a full autopsy of poor camera angles, courtroom etiquette, and how much thigh is simply too much thigh. Later, Florida delivers as expected: an 18-year-old gets arrested for DUI on Halloween while dressed as a prison inmate — prompting debates about sobriety tests, teenage logic, and whether dressing for the job you might get is ever a good idea. The rest of the episode turns into a rapid-fire gauntlet of viral clips, failed challenges, internet pranks, bad basketball hypotheticals (“If I miss this shot, my whole family dies”), and a competitive laugh-test that devolves into accusations, sore losing, and one undeniable truth: low-hanging fruit still hits. If you enjoy chaotic commentary, unfiltered reactions, and comedy that sounds exactly like a group chat that should’ve stayed private — this episode is for you. Subscribe, turn on notifications, and proceed with caution. If anything makes you mad… That’s our bad. Chapter Markers 00:00 – Intro & immediate chaos01:00 – Epstein rumors & political internet fan fiction06:30 – Private island hypotheticals gone wrong08:45 – Detroit cop appears in court with no pants10:20 – “You got some pants on?” (No, sir.)13:30 – Courtroom rules, camera angles & too much thigh19:15 – Florida Man DUI in a prison costume22:55 – Sobriety tests & teenage logic25:40 – Viral clip gauntlet begins34:50 – “If I miss this shot, my family dies” hypotheticals39:45 – Commercial outtakes & buttery flaky crust madness45:10 – Laugh test, pranks & sore losers54:40 – Final chaos & wrap-up#ThatsOurBad #ComedyPodcast #PodcastClips #InternetCulture #ViralVideos #FloridaMan #PodcastComedy #UnfilteredComedy #GroupChatEnergy #FunnyPodcast #PopCultureCommentarySocials:Youtube - @thatsourbadpodcastIG - @thatsourbadpodcastTikTok - @thatsourbadpodcast

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