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EPISODE · Mar 30, 2026 · 1H 54M

He Chose P*rn Over His Wife: Surviving a 15-Year Sexless Marriage

from Five's A Crowd Podcast · host Five's A Crowd

You've got burning questions, we've got answers! Call or Text us for the worst advice imaginable, and we may feature it on an upcoming podcast! ** 801-513-3373 **In this wild and unfiltered "Ask Men" episode, the guys tackle some of the heaviest and most hilarious questions submitted by the crowd. We kick things off with a heartbreaking question about surviving a 15-year sexless marriage , which leads into a shocking real-life story of a husband who gave up his newlywed wife for a porn addiction.But it doesn't stay heavy for long! The table quickly derails into hilarious debates about sitting versus standing in the bathroom in the dark , defining deeply cursed Urban Dictionary terms like "Alabama Roulette" , and Cam’s unforgettable wedding night disaster. We also dive deep into societal double standards, the harsh reality of "conditional love" for men , and why men absolutely suck at taking compliments.Grab a chair, join us at the table, and hit that subscribe button!00:00 - Start!02:08 - Welcome to Ask Men Round 2 02:38 - Surviving a 15-year sexless marriage 04:36 - He chose p*rn over his newlywed wife 13:58 - Walked in on him pooping on their wedding night 14:16 - The great debate: Sitting vs. standing to pee 22:25 - How to handle a completely dead bedroom 31:37 - Urban Dictionary: Alabama Roulette & "Poop Scars" 35:37 - If you could pick your physical features... 42:48 - Does God have a sense of humor about sex drives? 49:45 - What men struggle with but rarely talk about 51:13 - The harsh reality of conditional love for men 55:19 - Did the feminist movement ruin single-income families? 1:06:01 - Why men don't know how to take compliments 1:09:49 - Do men really prefer natural beauty? 1:20:09 - The scariest real-life things we've witnessed 1:25:15 - Should women invade "guy spaces" to meet men? 1:36:47 - The biggest mood killers and unattractive traits 1:52:34 - Terrible jokes to end the podcastReddit- Our Subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/FivesACrowd- Our Account: https://www.reddit.com/user/FivesACrowdPodcastFollow Our Personal AccountsAustin - https://allmylinks.com/austinspomerCam - https://www.instagram.com/effinburch/Chris - https://www.instagram.com/thechrishummel/Tony - https://www.instagram.com/theonlytonyc/Zach - https://www.instagram.com/zvanbeekum/Hashtags#JoinTheCrowd #AskMen #PodcastP.O. Box**Please no packages, letters only**Five's A Crowd Podcast1123 N Fairfield Rd #1373 Layton, UT 84041

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