He Flicked My Contact Out of My Eye...After Feeding Gators Raw Chicken

This week’s strangest thing involves raw chicken, RuPaul’s Drag Race, the Florida Everglades, and an unsanitary contact removal. Yes...somehow this is all one story.Trying to escape work burnout, Ryan heads to Florida for a reset...and ends up on an Everglades airboat tour led by Captain Chaos, a visor-wearing man with an American Girl doll strapped to his chest. He loves to put on a show - and by the end of the tour, Captain Chaos has flicked Ryan’s contact lens right out of his eye. This week, Ryan Bernis tells me about the strangest thing that’s ever happened to him.Plus, we wrap up with a listener-submitted story, because everyone has that one story no one believes.What's the strangest thing to happen to you? Send it in! Because in the fort, we believe everything.Email: ⁠⁠⁠⁠[email protected]⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram/Tik Tok: @strangestthingpodNew episodes every Wednesday