HEA319: Expressing Intimacy With Inanimate Objects

4cr/1hr: Okay yeah, I know what you're thinking, and before you're all like, wow that's pretty fucked up please remember that the blame rests entirely on Fire Emblem Engage. I didn't tell them to make a hand job feature. I didn't tell them that we wanted another 3-year-old-looking dragon to bork. Honestly they're really buying into the sex thing. Anyways I can't look at rings not-sexually anymore. I think I'll be staying away from jewelry for a while. Also the Hogwarts game makes us contemplate NYC spells, things for the New York City Wizard at heart. If you can think of a Wizarding School for NYC, lemme know because I can't even think of a name right now. If you think about it, these two topics are very similar. On the one hand, one author is tossing out these terrible ideas that are weirdly sexual and have no place being anywhere, and on the other hand, uh... the same thing. Think about it. Follow us on stuff! We like y'all enough for over-the-clothes action, but a little more love and who knows, maybe one day we can talk in broad daylight. See y'all next time!