Hearing Aids Prevent Porn

Marshall has questions about Apple’s AirPods-as-hearing-aids commercial, but somehow, that spirals into a Christmas ad where he predicts a kid’s future as a porn star. Speaking of, why does Marshall know so much about the Porn Star Oscars? Be warned—if you sit next to him on a plane, he will analyze your boarding pass. He also roasts Gunter (again) for never grocery shopping or doing laundry, but at least their favorite Chili’s waitress gets another shoutout. Oh, and remember that time Marshall screamed at a minor league baseball game? Yeah, that’s back too. Of course, no episode is complete without Marshall ranting about Apple, Steve Jobs, and pointless smartphone features. Naturally, we wrap things up with a plane crash. Because, why not?