Heavy Is the Crown… Heavy Are the Headphones

In today’s episode, Bree (aka Slime) broadcasts from bed with Starshine, a suspiciously boomy new microphone, and a closet full of over 100 cans of cat food—aka the Cat Food Bunker™. We discuss why all podcasts suck except this one, why Bree exclusively listens to herself like a professional athlete reviewing game tape, and why Guayakí yerba mate is just an energy drink in a poncho pretending to be spiritual.There’s also a Costco takeover by Dubai Chocolate, a rubber-band incident involving two cats, an absurd $385,000 human washing machine, and the annual descent into December madness.It’s festive. It’s feral. It’s Bree FM. Powered by Firstory Hosting