【hello english】 旅游

Hello English 栏目2016第八期 C:Attention,五一小长假又来了，小编最新资讯:if you earn more than 50 thousands a month,you can travel abroad;if you just earn 30 thousands a month,you can travel inland;of course,if you are a low earner,you can travel in the province,as for us,no income,so,我们只能梦游了。 T：it’s not so bad like you say,I just come back from dongshan island,难道我是梦游去的东山岛吗？What about you,where did you go? C:I just stay here ,just waiting for you,I think you will take some special food to me ,is it right? baby. T:you really think too much,you can’t understand my feeling ,I was so ..... C:what happened,your trip was so bad? I know the film was shot there,have you seen some stars here? T:you are kidding,if I have can choose once more,I will also stay here ,there was so crowded,the goods were expensive,唯一的安慰就是东山岛空气不错，海景挺美的。 C:oh,you lack a beauty,so you feel unsaisfied with the travel.hahaha. T:maybe ,maybe,I can just console myself like this. C:you are more humorous than before,em,my roomates said they have been to quanzhou ,there is an ancient city,the city gave me a good impression,but I don’t konw it very well,今天台长说让你当个临时导游，带我们一起去国内玩玩儿。 (音乐，要热情一点的音乐） T：OK，welcomr to the program that 《Tom游中国》,第一站，let’s go to quanzhou,we can take a bus to west lake part,we can take photos on the grass ground,then,go to the museum.if you are a good shopper,you can’t miss the east lake park.in Quanzhou, you can enjoy clear spring,lotus flower,行走在古香古色的小道中，有一番别样风情。 C：福建景点千千万，let’s go the next one secenery.except for the one that has been traveled over and over,where can we go?ok,让我们连线我们的临时导游Tom. T:hello,Cheney,一些不想长途跋涉的朋友们，我们一起来到了一座人文气息浓厚的小城市yongding，welcome to the near city,yongding earth building,and yunshuiyao,some people who like humanity and architecture choose there.it is a valuable city,and it is a cheap and relax travel. C:ok,thanks for our tour guide, I have already been there,那里确实是一个能让人感受到科学真谛和艺术美得地方。 T：excuse me,cheney, the next stop,let’s go out of province. C:good idea,Tom ,you can set out now.waiting for me in the next secenery. T:sususu,three hours later,I arrived at the yunnan province,云南哪里好玩大家都知道吧，ok,let’s go, C:let us look Tom in yunnan,where you are,Tom? T:we are in dali,这里天气很好哦，不像龙岩下雨下个不停。我们现在所在的地点是大理古城，honostly speaking,the old city is great,oh,we will go to erhai(洱海），all of us ride bikes,not take bus,and we also plant to go to shaunglang(双廊），there are so many beautiful gasthaus hostel.还有苍山，喜洲等景点要去呢。 C:wow,I envy you,why you are the lucky dog,but I can just sit here and see you through a computer. T：I forget to tell you we will have a needfire evening,all the vistors will dance ,sing songs,and eat delicious food. C:oh,I can’t tolerate...我不能放过台长，how can he make a girl lonely and helpless. T：take your time,and then we have to go to beijing,xian,and shanghai.... C:fuck.I wish you have a good time as a tour guide.take something you like to me ,宝宝也需要关怀啊。 (音乐） T:sharing funny story: 1.teacher:would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student：of course,he must be a great man,for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 老师：如果莎士比亚还活着，他还会是一位伟人吗？ 学生：当然，因为到目前为止，还没有人活到400多岁。 C:2.小明：i’m sorry, 老外：i’m sorry too, 小明：I’m sorry three, 老外：what are you sorry for? 小明:I’m sorry five. sharing a small piece of English:（互助旅游，你准备好了吗） If you have a happy holiday,不管这个五一开不开心，大家又要收收心学习工作了，now,we share a cheerful music to finish the holiday,ok,music ! T:亲爱的们，五一过去了，我们下个月又有六一儿童节啊，只要自己开心，天天都是节日。出去玩累了吧，有没有吃坏东西的傻瓜啊，亲爱的你们别让小编心疼，好好休息，恢复体力，把生活调回正常轨道哦，毕竟生活除了娱乐消遣，奋力拼搏才更能让自己感到安心。 C:儿童节出门记得带上我亲爱的们，别再把我一个人丢在这了，好了，多听节目，多关注我们，咱们下期再会咯，拜拜。