Hello, My Dears!

Send us Fan Mail Turtle Speed | Season 1, Episode 2 Episode Title: Hello, My Dears! Host: Dr. Bob Episode Summary: In this episode, Dr. Bob—a 30-year-old Russian tortoise living in a custom bookcase-turned-habitat—introduces himself, his backstory, and his unique philosophy on life. From shedding his former identity ("Alonzo") to mastering the delicate art of being both cranky and adventurous, Dr. Bob explains why slow living, routine, and a warm basking rock are the keys to a life well-lived. Key Takeaways & Highlights Precision Matters: Dr. Bob is a Russian tortoise, thank you very much, and has been carrying his house around for roughly 30 years. How "Alonzo" Became "Dr. Bob": Why a "zippy" name didn't fit a life spent contemplating errands from a warm rock, and how his determination, curiosity, and soothing presence earned him his medical title. The Cranky Adventurer: Embracing the balance between loving a strict routine and stepping off the basking rock to explore the unknown. Cribs: Tortoise Edition: A grand tour of Dr. Bob's custom habitat, featuring: Round observation windows An adventure rock course (17 falls and counting) A privacy nook for deep thinking An antique dining plate—because lettuce deserves ceremony The Mission of Turtle Speed: A podcast designed to explore why humans rush, why we rest, and how to enjoy the metaphorical lettuce once we catch it. Notable Quotes "Alonzo sounds like someone who does errands on a scooter. I do not run errands. I contemplate them from a warm rock." "I am cranky, and I am up for an adventure. These are not opposites. They are a balance." "The lettuce deserves ceremony." "The doctor is in. And the doctor is in no hurry." Connect & Listen Pull up a log, rest your shell, and make sure to subscribe so you never miss a slow-paced consultation with Dr. Bob. Follow Dr. Bob on YouTube!