Hello, Uhaul?

Lauer and Danny kick things off with a cold‑open about the Twins turning opposing pitchers into confetti before diving into a no‑keeper draft recap—who went way too early, who somehow fell into your lap, and who already looks like a regret. Taking the Mound turns into a support‑group session for early‑season pitching disasters (Skenes, Crochet, Mikolas, Valdez, Ragans… the whole crime scene), plus Danny noting Bryan is already +58 innings like it’s a personal challenge. The 1‑2‑3 Inning tackles “The Tortoise and the Hare” as U‑Haul enjoys a record April thanks to Ben, Gio, and Andy spamming transactions, while the Witt‑ness Protection squad patiently waits for literally any of their hitters to homer. The Blown Save wraps with early risers (Walker, Baldwin, Pages, Trout), a contenders‑or‑pretenders check on the Twins, Pirates, Marlins, and A’s, and four Jackie Robinson trivia questions for Lauer—because nothing says April baseball like overreacting with confidence.