What a purchase you got to deal with the whole? I've been here after nine, two or three. What the hell happened? I've been here for ten years.
What the hell happened? I've been here for ten years. What the hell happened? I've been here for ten years.
What the hell happened? For really? What the hell did you? We got a fashion for WTH3s today.
What? We got a big one. Hold up now. I'm a realist sucker.
And you're always watching telling about this WTH3 and OH. I know. I am excited with the variety of locations we have. Right now, we're really trying.
Yeah, for the first time, we've got like four states. I feel like this is crazy. We really need some of that. Wait, Jules, we should make a little map of our WTH3s.
I think between, and like we can call our code, our WTH3s versus our regular episodes. Because I don't think we've ever, well maybe like our full stories, but we've never done a WTH3 from Ohio. So I'm pretty pumped about it. And we are in Gline, Ohio.
And we are talking today about Dear Audrey Scott. And so Audrey is a Northwestern Ohio woman. And she's from three days in jail, which is something I couldn't do. And do you want to know how she got sent to jail?
Tell us about Jules. She called the 911 emergency line five times seeking the husband. I think she had the wrong number. Wait, wait, what?
She dialed 911 and asked for a husband? Yeah, maybe she thought that, you know, a cop's wife was like really what she was destined to be in life. No, I don't know what she thinks this is a fucking emergency. She's like, listen, I have to be at my grandparents on Thursday for my dad's 60th birthday.
I need a fucking husband. Well, her dad was 60 because she was 57. Yes, good point, Lisa. We didn't tell that yet.
We didn't tell that her age. And as our listeners know, Matt, in the dark on these cases, I blow it away already by this one. I love it. Yeah, but I haven't gotten to that point, which is interesting.
So, dear Audrey was 57 years old. And maybe she was maybe she was fearing, you know, the end of life being alone. And actually kind of sad. Right?
Like, who knows what her mindset was? It doesn't excuse her behavior, but I'm just trying to give her the benefit of the doubt. But unfortunately, the dispatcher could not give her the benefit of the doubt. So, as I'm sure they're used to all odds and ends of calls, the dispatcher in this case was this flabberg acid, which seems like maybe probably not that intense.
But and asked, I asked Audrey, you need to get a husband? She replied, yes. Scott was warned that she could face arrest for misusing 9-1-1 and respond in, let's do it. She was like, you know what, I need a husband.
She's like, I don't care. She doesn't care. She's going down with whatever charges you want to slap on her. And unfortunately, she was charged with improper use of the 9-1-1 system and sentenced to three days in jail.
Well, she had already served. So, seven additional days were suspended if she stays out of trouble for a year. That doesn't make any sense if she was only sentenced to three days in jail. I mean, I get it, they did it a far and down day or the three days and we're like, listen, don't fuck this up again.
And she probably sat for those three days and I was like, yeah, dude, I'm not going back to jail. That's bullshit. Right, but the article says seven additional days were suspended if she stays out of trouble for a year. I'm guessing she was sentenced to nine days.
Right, yeah. And then that was enough for them to be like, listen, just don't fuck this up. You know? What trouble is that really?
I get it. I'm just using 9-1-2-1 because like, whatever. I don't think that's a serious crime, but at the same time, it's probably like they just scared, you know? I also think the fact that they were like, hey, you can be charged for this and she's like, fuck it.
Let's do it. I don't care. I love her. I'm smart.
Fuck you, man. Do it. Right. I think that might have been why they had to be like, all right, we can't just let this one slide because I'm sure there are children, not, I don't want to say children, there are teens, hoodlums calling 911 all the time for just random things.
I mean, I'm thinking about it as like from the cops perspective, they were like that said, they were at the dispatcher like, so do we arrest her? Like, and they're like, I mean, I guess we have to, right? Like she fucking called us on it. What power do we really ask?
They're like, all right, what's her address? Maybe pull up. Right. That's what I think.
Cause she, like they, they said, hey, you know, whereas I think like a, some teens who were just messing around and would be like, all right, we're done after they say, you know, we can be charged. But after her release, Audrey blamed the incident on drinking as you know, yes. And there is no phone listing for Audrey Scott, which was interesting and she could not be reached for any additional comments. So if she wants a husband, maybe she should consider listening to her phone number, but you'll lie to judge.
I want to know now if she has found that special someone. I'm going to go with now. I hope so. I think maybe she, I can picture it.
She was like having wine, having, you know, some chocolates, watching a lifetime movie. Right. Like she got into that second battle by herself. That's when really you're feeling started feeling.
So she, she got me, she was like, fuck, I need a husband. So I, I have been watching, watching boondocks. I said, I'm going to call the fucking cops and tell them they know to get me a fucking husband. Well, then sometimes when you're, I mean, you're 57, you do have probably some funerals later in like to go to that you want to partner for.
And you want, I mean, I don't want to be 57 people. That's what I'm saying. Maybe she was just having a moment. So she called the cop.
No, we're going to kick you off this episode if you don't start being nice dog. Hey, Audrey is the only man. And I got, I got mad somebody for her. I'm sitting here on my couch by myself as well.
But I'm saying, girl, you called the police. Hey, we'll speak to you when you're 57. Okay. 57 that look, if she was 87, she could say, I call the police by accident looking for a husband and we'd be like, oh, she's seen our poor Audrey.
Nah, dude, 57. Go to a bar, dude. Go fuck. Oh, I'm jumbled already.
Basically, Matt, she can't drink anymore. She can drink and drive. That will be irresponsible. All right.
You know what? tomorrow with a renewed motivation to go out and get some dick. All right, Audrey, you can do this. I have faith in you.
Or if it's, I know whatever she prefers. True. She never said she was looking for a man cop. She could be looking for a lady cop.
Yeah, maybe it was a strap on thing she said too. I don't know. No, I think she said she wanted a husband to know. I don't know.
Hey, hey, listen, I don't judge. We don't yell people's yellers least whatever you're into. We're not and we're not putting labels on it. We're not putting labels on it.
We're not putting labels on it. I'm gonna be like, my milk, man. I'd rather just not know and take it, Roshan, Bo. Wait, y'all, y'all wait for this real quick.
Ready? Ready for this? You call it three times. What do you need?
I called you back. You don't answer. What is your emergency? What can the police department 9-1 and not answering you hang up and you don't?
You're not there. What do you need us to do for you right now? I have an emergency call. I'm gonna lie.
You need to get a husband. You need to get a husband. Yeah. I don't want to get a husband.
If you know you can get arrested for that, I hope you can get arrested for that. Let's do it. You want to get arrested for that? I want.
Thank you, dear. Audrey. I'm gonna take back all the way. Audrey is a thug-ass bitch, dude.
She didn't write an eyelash, dude. She said, let's do it. Like, all right, yo, you can get arrested. She said, cool, babe.
Not only did she say it, let's do it. She said, absolutely. I did not like a tell number on the mistaking to her with. That was uncalled for.
I agree. I get my Audrey all the credit in the world, baby. You want to get in there for that? She said, let's do it.
It wasn't like Audrey was being rude. She just said, I need to have a husband. To which thing said, we're sending an officer. She was like, oh my God, a husband.
She said, let me freshen up my makeup. I'm gonna seduce this man and get a husband out of this fucking 911 call I just made. Oh, I can't wait to see what she looks like. She looks like someone who would bake you muffins.
Now I feel bad. Maybe she'll bring muffins for the cops. Yeah, and Joe. Three days in jail, but I got a little ruff.
Wait, we'll combine the last two WTH th ths and assign someone to butter her muffin. Do you think three days is a little harsh though for Miss using 911? Or do you think it was just because she challenged them a little as a drunk person? I'm pretty sure it wasn't because she called 911.
She got three days. I'm pretty sure she's probably combative and probably was like, listen, so you give me a husband. I'm whooping ass in this. I hope that's I'm not going to read.
I hope she's found someone. Well, thank you for listening to this episode of WTH three. We love to have any here. Remember stick around season three is coming at you so soon.
You won't even know it hits you. We're excited. You should be excited. It's a great time all around.
Let us know. Do you need to comment on one for a husband or are you doing so? We'll see you in the next one. Bye bye.