Help Wanted

 What would you want to find in a new job? The perfect job? Great benefits? Flexible hours? Doing something that matters? A chance for growth and advancement? A positive and supportive corporate environment? The ability to work from home – or the office – or where ever you choose? Bonuses - Perks – A company car?  Well, here’s a job announcement you might absolutely love. Allow me to read it to you: Wanted. Young, Skinny, Wiry Fellows, not over 18. Must be expert riders, and willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages - $25 per week.