hemlocke springs

The algorithm gifted hemlocke springs to us, and thus we praise the algorithm! While we give a youthful appearance, in truth, we here at Couples Therapy HQ are nearly two centuries old and shut ins, so we rely on the algorithm to introduce us to new things, and we are thankful that it sluiced Hems' music into our feed because she is FANTASTIC! Maybe you've seen her live (she's on tour this fall supporting MUNA) or maybe you've heard her EP Going...Going...Gone! or debut album The Apple Tree Under the Sea? Well, no matter how much you know about Hems, you're gonna fall in love with her on today's ep! We talk reading smut, Hems teaches us about everything from Wattpad to feeling wheels, we discuss being too busy to date, getting therapized through TikTok, and of course, we ask, is America just a country-sized rage room? PLUS, obvi, we answer YOUR advice questions! If you'd like to ask your own advice questions, call 323-524-7839 and leave a VM or just DM us on IG or Twitter! Get tickets to Naomi and Megan's online show A Night of Cinema! BUY A SUPER CUTE "Open Your Hearts, Loosen Your Butts" mug! Also, we're in culture critic and Vulture writer Sean Malin's book The Podcast Pantheon: 101 Podcasts That Changed How We Listen! And: Support the show on Patreon (two extra exclusive episodes a month!) or gift someone a Patreon subscription! Or get yourself a t-shirt or a discounted Quarantine Crew shirt! And why not leave a 5-star review on Apple Podcasts? Or Spotify? It takes less than a minute! Follow the show on Instagram! Check out some CT clips on YouTube! Plus some other stuff! Watch Naomi's Netflix half hour or Mythic Quest! Check out Andy's old casiopop band's lost album or his other podcast Beginnings! Theme song by the great Sammus! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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