Henry Cavill’s BIG Race Day

A learner driver in an L-plate car full of laughing family members went through a McDonald's drive-thru this week and looked absolutely terrified, which is correct, because drive-thru kerbs are scuffed to hell for a reason and the pressure of ordering while also steering is real. Josh has started calculating what calibrated driving speed makes him look responsible enough to be trusted with stepson lessons in a few years. Claw machines are a young person's game and Ned knows this about himself, which is the only thing that kept him walking. Henry Cavill was at the races and the ascot-versus-fascinator debate opened a taxonomy rabbit hole no one was prepared for. The Simpsons will keep selling merchandise forever because nine-year-olds keep discovering it and falling in love with it before anyone can warn them about season twenty-something. Find us on Instagram @nedandjosh