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On the show today:🧼 The shocking story of a woman too “disabled” to brush her teeth—but not too disabled to record 75 TikToks a day begging for cash💥 When street festivals go too far: a woman GTA’s her way through a parade route because she had to get to work📱 Phone screen repairs turn into hostage negotiations💸 Capitalism is evil… unless it means getting free money from followers🐮 Amazon delivery driver drops more than just packages on customers' lawns—happy Mother’s Day!☕️ A Greek woman asks ChatGPT to read her husband’s coffee grounds. The AI accuses him of cheating. Divorce ensues.👶 A man films a woman breastfeeding on a bus, justifying it by shouting, “I’m English!” (bold move, perv)🎵 Four new Linda Finkel Hall of Fame nominees, including:Depressing spoken-word music therapyA Tears in Heaven duet no one asked forRayon Bass, the lo-fi king of creepy croonsA Linkin Park cover that emotionally collapses on impact🧙‍♂️ Plus:Tim gets a palm reading from ChatGPT and is told he’ll possibly live a long life—how reassuring!Discussion of knitters with ‘tude: Cincinnati’s KWA, straight outta Joann’s!Voicemails from freaks who only call in to correct Tim’s tiny mistakes. You monsters.🔒 Sideshow Freaks get even more content with a bonus segment later today and a full-length exclusive episode dropping tomorrow! Support the show and sign up now at distortedview.com!00:00:00 Introduction02:43:06 My Problems With Parades, Festivals, And Fun05:49:13 Woman Drives Through Street Fair09:43:24 Idiot Child Gets Locked In Store After Theft Attempt14:50:01 Too Disabled To Brush Teeth And Shower20:45:00 Linda Finkle Hall Of Famers26:38:12 Sign Up For The Sideshow!29:17:01 Amazon Mother's Day Turd Delivery32:12:12 Fortune Telling AI Convinces Woman To Divorce36:01:24 Chat-GPT Gives Me Palm Reading38:30:09 Recording Women Breastfeeding In Public For Da Spank Bank 42:36:24Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending

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