Here’s our (satirical?) gift list for your favorite performers!

Snappy holidays, y’all! The snarky Santas of “How We Heard It” have been making a list of what the biggest names in modern music should get for their behavior this year. We’re not talking about golf clubs and spa days. Instead, these are intangible gifts the artists need, even if they don’t realize it. Your hosts bounce from sarcasm to sincerity as they distribute their tidings on naughty and nice performers from across genres and age groups, including young pop stars like Benson Boone and Olivia Rodrigo, country artists such as Morgan Wallen and Jason Aldean, and old rockers like Mick Jagger and Jimmy Page. Find out what your hosts would give Beyonce, The Weeknd, Taylor Swift, Kendrick Lamar, Rihanna, Bad Bunny, Madonna, Justin Timberlake, Nickelback and more. Yes, Nickelback. They haven't been THAT bad, have they?