He’s been, he’s been!

There’s a bite taken out of the mince pie, a nibble from the carrot and the Brandy glass is half empty! What’s that under the tree? A GIFT! It feels light. It’s so light it must be made out of sound! It’s shaped like a load of bollocks. I THINK I KNOW WHAT IT IS!!! It’s the audio file of the Christmas PAF special! What’s better than that? I’ll tell you what….the video version over on the Patreon you tight fisted cunt.