Hey, Bolton! When Committing Federal Crimes, Don’t Publish The Evidence Against Yourself In A Book

We rip into John Bolton’s stash of classified files that make Mar-a-Lago look like amateur hour, and torch the media hacks calling it a "witch hunt" when the Espionage Act says otherwise. Plus, his moustache looks stupid. We break down Trump’s Machiavellian chess move to bump Eric Adams into the White House to try to stop a jihadi from hijacking New York, and we gut Gavin Newsom’s LAPD-for-Kamala sideshow (all while LA crime victims get abandoned). We dive into Pam Bondi’s push to block gun access from trans shooters, about RFK Jr. taking on the health swamp with common-sense food reform and judges whining that SCOTUS keeps slapping down their garbage rulings, instead of acknowledging that their rulings were likely flawed to begin with. Finally, we lament with disgust Brad Pitt and Joaquin Phoenix for glamorizing Hamas propaganda while the Gaza "dead kid" miracle unravels into another staged blood libel.