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It’s taken at least three translators, two streaming services, thirteen whiskeys, a Susanna Hoffs slow dance classic, and far too many references to Spirit Halloween, but we’ve finally gotten to the final episode of The Hexer. Will the series go out with a bang, or a poorly subtitled whimper? (Do you really need to ask?) Still, finishing this amusingly uneven series is something worth celebrating, and since The Hexer turns 21 this year, we’ve paired it with a bottle of Dewar’s Double Double 21-Year-Old Scotch. It’s super smooth, which is more than we can say for Geralt, who spends this episode moping about his career, making out with elves and getting his butt kicked by squeaky toys. Plus, since we’re nothing if not gluttons for punishment, we do another review shot and end this episode about as coherent as one of Hexer’s subtitles. And really, is there any better tribute?