EPISODE · Jul 21, 2025 · 52 MIN
High Five: Innocent Workplace Interaction Or Premarital Hand Sex - You Decide!
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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret🗓️ Monday, July 21st, 2025🌐 DistortedView.com💥 On Today’s Show:💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.🤢 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade's nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls.🇷🇺 Moving to Russia for "Freedom" – American dad ditches U.S. over "LGBTQ indoctrination" and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front.🏳️🌈 The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again – Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim's done being gay.💍 Today's Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don't sue.🔥 Featured Audio & Segments:🎹 Meade Fit and Lean: Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?)💩 Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet: Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening.🗣️ Snatch Preacher Returns: A holy man obsessed with the word “snatch” helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia).📞 Voicemails: Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton.🖼️ Featured Image:The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition – now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring.💸 Support Distorted View:Become a true & honorable freak! Sign up for the SideshowGet bonus episodes, exclusive content, and Tim’s eternal gratitude.Patreon: patreon.com/distortedviewSponsor a show for just $25 via PayPal📞 Leave a Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (Freak)📬 Email: [email protected]🔗 Join the DV Discord
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🎙️ Distorted View Daily: Roofies, Racism, and Russian Regret🗓️ Monday, July 21st, 2025🌐 DistortedView.com💥 On Today’s Show:💉 Roofied by Red Bull – Meade Skelton's Chick-fil-A crush gets Cosby-coded after one too many energy drinks.🧠 Great Moments in Church Sermons – Soccer is for queers, says one unhinged preacher in a homophobic homily.🤢 Do Asians Smell Like Doritos? – Meade's nose racism spirals out of control on message boards.🧸 Cop Finds Creepy Collection – A Louisiana man calls the cops and ends up arrested for his child-sized sex dolls.🇷🇺 Moving to Russia for "Freedom" – American dad ditches U.S. over "LGBTQ indoctrination" and is rewarded with a one-way trip to the Ukrainian front.🏳️🌈 The Pride Flag Has Been Updated Again – Now featuring buttholes, bananas, and feathers. Tim's done being gay.💍 Today's Show is Sponsored by:Discord user Scott_Taylor_DHG, who paid to dedicate the episode to his poor immobile friend Forbesy, a man so disabled he “caught a case of the retard.” The DV community wishes you the best, Forbesy. Please don't sue.🔥 Featured Audio & Segments:🎹 Meade Fit and Lean: Unrequited love, hand-touching orgasms, and racist rants about inter-racial dating. (Also, apparently, exercise?)💩 Will Blunderfield Enlightens from the Toilet: Fart-sniffing on a squatty potty is the latest spiritual awakening.🗣️ Snatch Preacher Returns: A holy man obsessed with the word “snatch” helps us all see the light (and maybe the labia).📞 Voicemails: Vladimir Putin infiltrates the party line, a caller educates us on probable cause, and we reminisce about norm-core pig slave Norm Somerton.🖼️ Featured Image:The Progress Pride Flag 2025 Edition – now with bonus feathers exploding out of a rectal ring.💸 Support Distorted View:Become a true & honorable freak! Sign up for the SideshowGet bonus episodes, exclusive content, and Tim’s eternal gratitude.Patreon: patreon.com/distortedviewSponsor a show for just $25 via PayPal📞 Leave a Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (Freak)📬 Email: [email protected]🔗 Join the DV Discord
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